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    Derek Hale is the best boyfriend.
    He's sweet. He's funny. He recites Pablo Neruda completely unprovoked.
    He also happens to be in the murder business. But hey, nobody's perfect.

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    A romantic comedy with guns and roses.
    (Well, maybe not the roses.)

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    15 Aug 2019

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    I'm DYING THIS WAS SO FUNNY

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    Stiles didn't choose to give his life to the unicorns, not really; they were the ones who chose him. He didn't understand, then, what it was they were taking from him.

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    15 Aug 2019

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    Yesssssssss boyyyyyyyy

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    Talia Hale has a plan. Derek will go to the Winter Formal and he will ask the Stilinski boy to dance, and they will finally get their heads out of their asses and her son will stop moping around the house in his underwear.

    Spoiler: Derek doesn't ask Stiles to dance.

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    14 Aug 2019

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    Once upon a time, the werewolf king and queen invited five fairies to the christening of their only son. The fairies bestowed the boy with gifts—beauty, grace, wit, and the most adorable teeth in all the land.

    But before the fifth fairy could give her gift, a wicked fairy from the other Court arrived and cast a terrible curse on the baby prince. He would have a life full of tragedies, she declared, and die young, of a broken heart.

    The king and queen were beside themselves with grief. It was very old, powerful magic, so there was little they could do to break it. However, the fifth fairy had yet to give her gift. The curse could not be broken, she told them, but it could be altered.

    She bestowed upon the prince the gift of perseverance, so that he would never lose his will to live, even in the face of countless tragedies. And when he found the one who would stand by his side and face those tragedies with him without fail, that is when the curse would be broken. Because the fairy knew there was nothing in all the world more powerful than true love. Not even a wicked fairy's curse.

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    14 Aug 2019

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    Prompt: A soulmate fic where you’ve got “Help! Save me!” on your wrist. So you do the martial arts classes, and ROTC, and get a concealed carry permit, you are READY, you are SO up for this… and then one day you’re at a friend’s house, and someone comes pounding down the stairs laughing and ducks behind you and goes “Help! Save me!” and that’s how you find out your soulmate was escaping a tickle fight.

    “Laura, for the love of god, stop laughing and get him off of me.”

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    14 Aug 2019