NotYourGoat



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    jus some short comedy fics, mostly crack. can all be read as standalones. i try to keep em under 1k but it doesn't always work out that way and some are def less crack than others. yee haw

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    Izuku quit dreaming of becoming a pro hero after three times of being denied. He decided to screw it, and just be normal. He has part time jobs, he recently graduated, he has a car, a nice apartment. And the support from his mom. That is all he needs.

    What he doesn’t need is his childhood bully showing up in his Pro Hero costume outside his door. Or outside the window to his jobs. Or anywhere near him to be honest.

    But Izuku can’t catch a break as Bakugo keeps asking him to become a hero.

    “Come on. You can become a hero.” Bakugo said moving to stand in front of Izuku.

    “No, bitch. Now move over so I can clean up this spot. Also, fuck you.” Izuku retorted with a broom in his hand

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    24 Jul 2019

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    The door closes, leaving Todoroki alone in the one place he has always felt a little lost in. In Bakugou’s absence, the kitchen seems to have become more mysterious and cryptic than before. The counter seems more vast, the utensils are elusive, the drawers harbour great secrets.

    Todoroki stares at the potatoes; they stare right back.

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    OR: "What the fuck do you mean you can’t peel a potato?”

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    21 Mar 2019

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    Jiro helpfully suggested that I write something to “let out all my frustration” after the coffee machine broke. I have decided to follow in the footsteps of the legendary American Edgar Allan Poe and try my hand at the fine art of poetry. My first draft was as follows:

    My heart bleeds with darkness
    Black like the beans of my lifeblood
    I scream at the heavens to avenge my loss
    They have not listened
    They never have
    Without my dark elixir I am crushed
    Damn machinery

    Dark Shadow, my faithful editor, was perusing my work and insisted that the last line was a smidgen too blunt. It is now:

    I will never again rely on the gears of grinding fate

    This, I feel, was a worthy first attempt.

     

    (A journal documenting Class 1-A’s daily shenanigans and Tokoyami’s “dark musings”, told from the perspective of everyone’s favorite bird. Ever wanted to know what would happen if Aoyama forced Tokoyami to shop for clothes that aren’t black? Want to see the absolute disaster that occurs when Class 1-A goes camping or fights each other with spray bottles? No? Well, uh... keep scrolling, then.)

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    13 Mar 2019

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    "My dad cut me off after I bought a two thousand dollar bouncy castle so now I gotta make my own cash. CVS was hiring and that worked for me. Let's get this bread."

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    03 Jan 2019