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    Thorin and his Queen, after the recovery of Erebor.

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    10 Sep 2019

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    “You’ve spent the last however many months barely able to look at me without scowling and now you’re paying me compliments simply because I rushed in and did something utterly moronic and dangerous," Bilbo said. "It doesn’t follow.”

    “It does if you’re a dwarf,” he said beginning to grin.

    Fem!Bilbo/Thorin have a conversation. Quite possibly their first actual conversation. Set post-eagle flight and the battle with Azog. UST.

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    09 Sep 2019

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    My collection of Bagginshield Tumblr drabble prompts too short to be posted as their own fics.

    1 "Perfectly respectable" is a title far more fearsome than Thorin could have anticipated.
    2 Bagginshield kid!fic.
    3 Bilbo accidentally adopts a warg pup.
    4 Cultural differences, or in which elevensies is not nearly as appealing as it sounds.
    5 Thorin realizes that Bilbo is touch starved, and sets out to fix that.
    6 Thorin tries ice cream for the first time.
    7 Bilbo kills Azog at the Battle of Five Armies, but he and Thorin still have not worked out the problem of the Arkenstone.
    8 Bagginshield high school teacher AU, carpooling.
    9 Thorin tries to impress the cute botanist that just moved in next door.
    10 Thorin braids Bilbo's hair, and it goes about as well as one would expect.
    11 Erebor is reclaimed, only to fall to the invading orcs.
    12 Bilbo leads Thorin home.
    13 Thorin can't seem to stop walking in on his nephews in compromising positions with their significant others.
    14 Dwalin dubs himself Protector of the Burglar's Virtue.
    15 LARP Bagginshield.
    16 Thorin and Bilbo take stock of the damage to Erebor.

    And many more!

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    05 Sep 2019

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    Thorin encounters a particularly deadly flower while the Company travels through Mirkwood: one that releases a form of aphrodisiac pollen that may take days to burn out of his system, if it doesn't kill him first. To survive, he's going to need a partner.

    Fortunately, he and Mistress Baggins have grown quite close.

    Unfortunately, Thorin has decided not to pursue Bilbo any further until he can court her properly once the Mountain is reclaimed.

    It would help if he had informed Bilbo of any of this, especially when an Elvish flower is doing its level best to kill him.

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    04 Sep 2019

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    "Thorin was the essence of so many Buckland oddities, distilled into one misfortunate young hobbit, much to his infinite embarrassment.

    Built like a stork, his father had said once, in an example of Thrain Brandybuck’s usual tactless humour. All beak and legs."

    Thorin Brandybuck, just recently come of age, still lives in his family’s smial in Buckland, with his parents and two younger siblings. Thorin is an odd duck amongst his relations and neighbours-- unsociable, grumpy, shy, and awkward. And beyond that, he looks rather strange even for a Bucklander, strongly favouring the thick, dark haired build of his Stoorish blood.

    It defies all sense and reason why Bilbo Baggins, an exemplar of all the respectable traits Thorin lacked, would ever desire a friendship with him.

    Bilbo, as Thorin discovers, is not always as sensible as he appears.

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    01 Sep 2019