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    Harry instructs them to step into Crescent Lunge, stopping when he gets to Louis to adjust his hips. “I think you can bend a little more.” He helps Louis deepen the stretch, his hands tight on his hips. “Good boy.”

    Louis gasps quietly, his eyes snapping to Harry’s, his heart pounding in his chest. Harry’s eyes drop to his lips, his hands smoothing down Louis’ stretched thighs, then he’s turning and walking to the front of the class.

    or Louis is a recent divorcee with a new favorite yoga teacher, Harry.

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    29 Nov 2020

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    “So, you’re telling me he’s divorced and has a kid?” Samuel asked, checking if he understood everything right.

    “Yeah,” Harry nodded while chewing the last bite of his hamburger, “Ethan, he’s ten.” He discarded the wrapper and drank from his soda.

    “And he’s single.” Samuel stated, remembering what his friend had told him the last time they ate together.

    “Yep,” Harry agreed, popping the ‘p’, “And I have no clue how I’m gonna tell him I’m interested in him without sounding like a damn creep.”

    “Well, that’s easy. Like, he knows you take rounds at the supermarket’s block, right? So you just have to go up to him one day and tell him.” Harry’s friend said, looking proud of himself as if he said the most brilliant thing in the universe.

    “Sure thing, you dimwit! Of course I’m gonna stop the car on the sidewalk and say, ‘Hi Louis, I think you’re hot and I haven’t stopped thinking about you since that day at the hospital so I want to know if you want to go out with me.’” Harry snorted and rolled his eyes. “That’s really gonna work.”

     

    Or Louis's life is saved by the hot Officer Styles, a man who's a very competent policeman but can't help his clumsiness and blushing around him.

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    Prompt 174: AU where drunk Harry lifts Louis up after someone says “bottoms up”. Louis blushes at Harry’s antics, flustered that his best friend knew him more than he thought. Friends to lovers with a happy ending please

    or Harry is in love with Louis but he doesn't know.

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    26 Nov 2020

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    Weeks of flat shopping with their limited budget with Louis as a librarian aid and Harry as a barista and arguments about whether a balcony or extended bathroom suite were more important (Harry wanted to be able to feel the crisp night’s air and watch the sun set and Louis just wanted to take long bubble baths) led to them stumbling across the perfect fit. A small flat only ten minutes from campus with a cramped but lovely balcony and an included bath. 

    It’s affordable too… well, sort of. But they always manage. Louis picks up more shifts as an aid, adapting a habit of bringing his Psych textbooks and homework with him to finish in between duties, and later his script so he can quietly practice lines with little distraction.

    Harry also increases his number of shifts at the cafe and valiantly endures the nasty customers who for some reason flock to their establishment like moths to a flame. 

    For a while, it’s enough.

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    Or, Harry and Louis need money and they find an unconventional solution in the form of PornHub. It’s not supposed to be a big deal.

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    26 Nov 2020

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    “Dude, we’re inside, and it’s night time. Those don’t look as cool as you think they do.” Louis could kick himself, he sounded so stupid, but it certainly got the guy’s attention. 

    It was at that unfortunate moment that he noticed several other things about this hot asshole, that he hadn’t noticed just staring from afar. First, when Louis spoke to him, his gaze was kind of unfocused behind his sunglasses, and secondly, that he had a red and white cane folded up under his arm. 

    “I’m… Blind,” the man chuckled, awkwardly.  

    Louis wanted to melt into a puddle out of pure embarrassment.

    “I— am so sorry. I have to go.”

    “Hey, wait, wait,” the man soothed, grabbing at Louis’ shoulders before he could get away.

    “I’m sorry,” Louis repeated, looking down at his shoes. 

    “It’s alright,” He cackled. “I get it a lot. More than you know.” 

     

    Alternatively titled: and they were roommates

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