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    Trapped under the mistletoe, Jesse has now kissed every person at this party but the one person he actually wants to.

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    English
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    7,430
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    196
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1168
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    Jesse hasn't seen his alias written out in a dog's age - not since he had two flesh arms and a whole heart anyway. It's just his luck the next time he does, it's on divorce papers.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,085
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    971
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    Throwing shade is a Shimada brother tradition that Genji is only too happy to reinstate. With disastrous results, but in all fairness, he brings it on himself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,069
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    269
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1398
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    Five minutes to evac. A man left behind. A team in no condition for retrieval.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    975
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    It's never a good sign, when your son calls in the middle of the night.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,385
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    610
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    4155
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    Gary smacks his lips on the straw of his coke. “So, when you gonna nut up and kiss him?”

    And Hank chokes on his own fucking spit, flipping Gary off for laughing during the resulting coughing fit. “What the actual fuck?” He says quietly, waving Connor off before the android can come over and start fussing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,459
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    537
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    2992
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    Sometimes, something is easier to see the farther you are from it.

    or

    Everyone knows about Connor's Big Gay Crush except for Connor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,863
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    250
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    2155
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    Birthday fic for @highonthirium on twitter. Hank gets pampered and they discuss the next stage of their relationship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,314
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    659
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    Summary

    Connor thinks on his relationship with his mother - a slight White Oleander au

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    385
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    Connor should be paying attention to the mark, or his cover. Instead he can't stop thinking about the man who buys his time and sits Connor in his lap but refuses to fuck him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,868
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    739
    Bookmarks:
    117
    Hits:
    6152
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    A Birthday fic for @beartwinkhell on twitter. It's filth. HK800 topping the hell out of trans guy Connor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    480
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    4244
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    Summary

    “I can save it!” The suspect urges, rocking forward on the balls of her feet.

    Hank’s aim never wavers.

    She stays where she is.

    “I’m...it’s cold, Hank.” Connor whispers. “I don’t want to die.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,054
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1054
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    Probably, Sid never meant for his spouse to become the Phantom of Consol Energy Center, but if not for Mario's confirmation the team would still be running a bet as to whether or not the man actually exists.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,358
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    219
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2025
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    Summary

    There are four nearly identical napkins on the table, and Sid has been trying to choose between them for fifteen minutes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,235
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1178
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    They'd planned to have a nice date night in. Cooking together, that sort of thing. Phil was going to show Sid how to properly cut an onion, for once.

    Instead Sid is grilling their steaks in the pouring down rain.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    921
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    43
    Hits:
    433
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    Summary

    Thrillingest asked for "☆ - for a kiss on the neck"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    820
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    805
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    Kylo doesn't have a lot of hope for the life he will lead after this decision, but it's more than just his life he needs to think of now. Whatever else will happen to him, he at least knows that his children will be cared for, maybe even loved, and will not be made to be murderers.

    He hits send.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,867
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    682
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    Summary

    starmorgs asked: "Where the fuck did that clown come from?" SHITTY/LARDO

    Okay, I love this prompt, and I am, again, stealing the beginning idea from a tumblr post <3~

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,160
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    510
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    Summary

    This is the story of how Sera and Dorian became crazy, drunken, selfie-olympics bffs. Enjoy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,296
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    359
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    Summary

    Geno will admit to being an exhibitionist on occasion, but his across-the-alley neighbor is just cruel and has apparently never heard of wearing bathrobes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,131
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    563
    Bookmarks:
    35

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