Gifts for Northisnotup
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it's like a trigger getting ready to shoot by GerryStAmour for Northisnotup
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
30 Nov 2020
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The way he figured it, after all that work, after true hardship like that, Juno was allowed—no, entitled to his penchant for childish whining at the slightest of inconveniences.
His current complaint had to do with one Peter Nureyev, who was being nice to his rabbit.
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In which Juno and Nureyev are friends with benefits, and Small Fry gets Attached.Series
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touch me with your wand till the light shines through me by GerryStAmour for Northisnotup
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
07 Nov 2020
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When Peter had pulled it out of the drawer, Juno had hesitated looking at it. It was… substantial.
Peter noticed his apprehension and smiled. “You won’t believe how easy you’ll take it the third time,” Peter cooed, stroking the length of it suggestively.
“Yeah, right,” Juno scoffed, his eyebrows pulling together as he looked back up at Peter’s face. “This is a special occasion thing, a treat. This is once in a blue moon, Nureyev."
“I was talking about the third time tonight, dear heart,” Peter said, his voice low with arousal.
Juno’s mouth went dry at that and all of his joking denials died on his lips.
“Oh, fuck,” he breathed, his eyes fluttering shut at the thought. “You’re going to kill me.”
“Would it be such a terrible death?” Peter asked teasingly.
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Some sin for North's birthday~*~ -
the bittersweet between my teeth by GerryStAmour for Northisnotup
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
03 Nov 2020
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Juno was pretty sure someone in the universe was out to get him, and he was sure he probably deserved it. But the past week felt like a pretty low blow. Namely, the introduction of Rex Glass was a low blow.
There were two things that made the entire situation inconvenient for Juno.
First of all, “Glass” was without a doubt a criminal. He was too smooth, too vague, and his alias was too fake for him to be anything but.
Second of all, he was very tall and very handsome, and Juno was both pathetic and predictable. That was a fact that brought his brother great joy and Rita a stomach ulcer.
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In a universe where Benzaiten survived because I said so, Juno owns a cafe. Nureyev becomes his most regular customer. This is not a coffee shop au.[smut is completely skippable]
Sequel: TBA
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Red doesn't usually say much.
With friends like Vasquez and Faraday, that doesn't matter. They talk enough for themselves and him. Talk enough for Billy, too, when it comes down to it.
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- Part 2 of What If I'm Far From Home?
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well push me honey to the up and right by GerryStAmour for Northisnotup
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
06 Oct 2020
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Juno rarely took control in the bedroom, which was perfectly fine for Peter; he was more than happy to take that care of everything.
But when Juno did get it in his pretty little head to take the lead…
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Nureyev didn’t really remember how he got to the particular website. One minute he was hacking into an old stagnant account that followed Juno twelve years ago, and the next he was on some website that was aggressively advertising hot single mothers in his area. His eyebrow raised, and he took a sip of his drink as he tried to figure out how this website could possibly connect to Juno Steel. It was dark, filled with links and viruses that surrounded a video in the center of it all titled, ‘bride to-be gets destroyed’. He expanded the video, clicked the play button, and sat back against his pillows.
(warnings and details for this fic are in the notes!)
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remember me i ask, remember me i sing by IvyOnTheHolodeck for Northisnotup
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
11 Jun 2020
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The heart of Juno Steel is a tattered old thing.
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in tongues and quiet sighs by stubborn_jerk for Northisnotup
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
18 May 2020
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They had agreed on taking things slow. To talk things through. And Nureyev had willingly obliged. If this Juno Steel took what he could get, and waited patiently for Nureyev, then who was he to rush them?
This new Juno Steel with the soft edges contrasting his sharp jaw, wanted differently. Until today’s job, Nureyev hadn’t thought he’d end up fearing this development.
(Based on the weeks between chapters 2 and 3 of bridges to burn and places to run)
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Hanzo is a well-bred young omega with impeccable manners and an even more impeccable posture. He is eager to prove himself with the young alpha that he is supposed to marry, and… he’s not complaining, but he will admit, he is a bit challenging to get along with.
Jesse tries to pretend that courtly things don’t irritate him, and that his jacket isn’t too snug around the shoulders, and that the punch barely tastes of fruit, but sitting quietly has never been his strong suit. Although he might be willing to try, at the behest of the pretty young omega he’s supposed to marry… if he stopped getting so riled up by everything!
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Hanzo didn't think he'd finally hear the words scrawled across his ribs on a rescue mission for the newly-reformed Overwatch.
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this is the truth, the whole truth (and nothing but the truth) by Anonymous for Northisnotup
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
12 Nov 2018
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The blade of the knife catches the kitchen light, sparkling. "Come on. Catch this, Hank."
Hank Anderson may be kiss-addled and falling for this android, but he's no fool. "Fuck no. Put that down."
"Hank. Please. Please." Those eyelashes bat again, fanning across soft cheeks. Do androids even need to blink? "Don't you trust me?"
Maybe he's a bit of a fool.
Hank sighs. "Fine. But if this stabs me, you're paying the hospital bills."
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After the Penguins organization completely fumbles his dynamic needs his rookie year, the front office decides they can't just treat Sidney's omeganess like it will just resolve itself. He's the next best hope for hockey in general and their ticket to revitalize the Penguins organization. They just can't up and abdicate responsibility.
For a young unbonded alpha, it would be simple: they'd just find him a "specialist" to take care of his needs. Surely it can't be that different? Right?
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Based on the prompts:
"Are you still awake?"
Walk of shame
Kiss on the back of the handSid is touch starved. Geno helps.
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From Another Mother by dancinbutterfly for Northisnotup
Fandoms: The Magnificent Seven (2016)
02 Oct 2017
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No matter how long they've been together, Sam still doesn't get Goody and Billy's relationship but Goody's his family so he' still trying. Things are changing and Sam is starting to understand.
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- Part 2 of Voluntary Custody
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Just as Geno rounded the corner boards, Olli teased the puck off his stick and wristed it to the net. It pinged off the post, and Geno laughed outright, a belly laugh full of delight. Sid eyed Olli, curious to see if Olli recognized the sound for what it was. The way his cheeks were pinking, Sid thought he probably did.
Hmm.
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- Part 1 of Until the Wind Changes
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Bloody Messes, Business Arrangements, and Beating Hearts by dancinbutterfly for Northisnotup
Fandoms: The Magnificent Seven (2016)
12 Jan 2017
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Goodnight has only been traveling with Billy Rocks for six months when they have a close call that's a little too close for comfort. After that, Goody just wants to make sure Billy knows knows how much what they share is worth to him, that he'd do anything for him, with him. Of course, even with all Goody's flowery words, getting that message across to Billy is a bit more difficult than it should be.
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I'll Keep You Warm When the Snow Starts to Fall by hazel_3017 for Northisnotup
Fandoms: Hockey RPF
01 Feb 2015
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He opens the door, and the dogs don't even have the decency to wait before they brush past him, their big hulking bodies shoving into him, casual as you please.
"Okay, then," Sid says, sighing in exasperation when they sit down to stare at him expectantly. "I'll call Geno."
They bark at him cheerfully, as if to say, "Do as you please, human, but we're probably gonna stay a while."
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Faced with an unresolvable conflict with his wife, Sarek is forced to ask his mother for help.