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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    “I don’t believe what I am seeing,” Isadora breathed as she watched her brother climbing the ladder leading to the hot air mobile home. Was she hallucinating from the oxygen changes in the higher altitude? Did Hector accidentally serve them molded food that was affecting her perception of reality? Maybe she never woke up and she was still dreaming in bed? If that was the case, she wanted to stay in this dream forever.
     

    (Or: the AU no one asked for where the children are cared for by Olivia Caliban)

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    29 Nov 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    In an alternate timeline, Violet Baudelaire sees the wickedness of Count Olaf's ways and becomes absolutely fed up, vowing to end his life to the entire audience of the "Marvelous Marriage".
    Now chasing the vile Count Olaf, the Baudelaires follow Olaf through a series of events, tracking him down. Violet, with her venomous tongue, brilliant inventing skills, and quick witted fighting abilities, will eventually catch up to the disgusting pedophile and murderer, ending his reign of tyranny once and for all.
    Acquiring allies and foes along the way, this will certainly end in bloodshed.

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    19 Jul 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    The Daily Punctilio claims that the Baudelaire family died in the fire that destroyed their home. They've got it all wrong.

    Beatrice, Bertrand, Violet, and Sunny Baudelaire were inside the mansion when it burned down, but they escaped through the secret tunnels below. Now faking their deaths and on the run, they meet up with some allies and visit familiar destinations, looking for the one thing that can free them from both sides of V.F.D.

    Klaus Baudelaire was sent to Briny Beach alone on the day of the Baudelaire Fire, his sisters suddenly left behind. Strange to think how that cost them their lives. Sent by Mr. Poe to live with a man named Count Olaf, Klaus meets Duncan and Isadora Quagmire, two triplets who everyone seems to think are his siblings. Chased from guardian to guardian by the sinister Count Olaf, Klaus and the Quagmires just want some peace and quiet. Count Olaf, however, has plans for them... and their money.

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    10 Feb 2021