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    Sick and tired of their lacklustre dating options, a group of friends turn to Tinder in hopes of finding some no-strings fun.

    And humans may be fun, but monsters do it better.

    A collection of one-shot smut chapters written by BitterSweetDeath, Cat2170, Fishing4Sin, OllyOllyOxenFree, poubelle_squelette, ShittyDinner, Rehlia, TellCosy, and VoidedBabbles!

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    19 May 2019

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    You're new around here and just trying to get by.

    You really should've known better.

    *A SWAPFELL FIC*

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    07 May 2019

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    There were flashes of memory from before. But when you wake up in a bed that isn’t your own, only to be greeted by a monster you’ve never met, you have no choice but to trust him. You feel as though he’s familiar in a way, that you’ve seen his face, or one like it... two, three times before? And there’s an itch in the back of your brain, like there’s something you left behind, someone even.

    This is the story of a human who came to be found by the Horrortale brothers, and nursed back to health after an “accident”. They can’t remember most of what happened before they were found in one of Papyrus’ many traps, and come to find solace in staying with the two skeleton monsters.

    This story takes place on the surface, in the normal timeline, but the skeletons have been brought together by means other than Sans’ machine.

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    03 Apr 2019

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    A night of drinking while trying to fix a broken heart may have been the best decision you ever made.

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    02 Apr 2019

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    Your ideas always sound brilliant in your head, for some reason. Sadly, you can't see their dumbness until they blow up in your face. That's you.
    He has a peaceful life now on the surface, but humans are mostly afraid of him. He doesn't care, but sometimes he feels lonely, so he pranks everyone like there's no tomorrow. That's Sans.
    You hate pranks.
    Sans loves pranks.
    You want to be left alone.
    Sans hates loneliness.
    Then you have an idea. A brilliant idea.
    Than Sans has an idea. A brilliant idea.
    After all, it's all Sans' fault. Why won't he just go away?
    After all, it's all your fault. Why are you giving him all this attention?

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    01 Apr 2019