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    Lance owns a witch themed cat cafe that rescues black cats. Each one has a unique collar and color coded name to help tell them apart. He's not supposed to play favorites, but he's already adopted his favorite, Red, as his own. Cold and distant to everyone, Red is extremely affectionate to Lance. Needy. Clingy. Protective. But Lance doesn't mind. He makes Lance's home a little less lonely. He's a little weird, but aren't all cats? He loves his baby boy, and he's eternally grateful for the day that little black fluff ball crossed his path.

    Lance doesn't think twice about Red's odd quirks. That is, until he wakes up with a naked stranger in his bed.

    And hey! Turns out Red is actually a witch named Keith who's been cursed to be a cat for twenty years. A really hot witch who's still very affectionate towards Lance.

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    06 Nov 2020

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    Literal the cutest fic ever. Lance has a cat café. Keith is a witch who was cursed to stay in his cat from and is lances pet, until he is transformed back...

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    in which they decide to keep it quiet and keith can't stop staring

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    01 Sep 2020

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    (4:07) okay, but considr this, and hear me out here
    (4:08) so like, a photobooth u can do with ur pets like there’ll be lil costumes that u can dress them up in, and u can do liek, period costumes and shit with them
    (4:09) omg, can u imagine, u and ur cat/dog, and theyre in a lil 1800s dress and one of those lace umbrella things omg so cute

    (4:15) Why the FUCK are you texting me at four in the morning with this

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    Keith is texted by accident by some idiot one day, and honestly he's not even sure why he responds. Or why he keeps responding. Yet somehow he finds himself drawn in, and okay, so maybe this fool is mildly entertaining after all. Who would've thought.

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    31 May 2020

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    Lance has dreamed of travelling since the first time he heard stories from his family as a child. Now, having finally the time and money to do it, he goes on a trip to Europe to see some of the most culturally rich cities on the continent. Except he keeps bumping into the same guy over and over again, in random cities, doing stupid shit, and ultimately dragging Lance into his trouble, too.

    Basically an AU in which Lance and Keith become impromptu travel buddies and get into trouble.

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    13 Jan 2020

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    Amazing author, everything they write is gold. I need to find the time to read this !!!

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    "That... is a terrible idea."

    "Exactly, which is why I'm doing it and you're not going to tell mom."

    His sister looks at him with resignation, but drops the keys with their ratty dolphin plushie into his hands. "Rest in pieces, baby bro."

    –––– an AU in which Lance inherits the family's much loved Volkswagen bus and road trips from the west to east coast, picking up hitchhikers to fill the empty seats for five days of F U N.

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    12 Jan 2020

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    Amazinnnngggg road trip klance fic