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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

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    16 Jul 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    For as long as Harry Potter could remember, he had only ever really needed—and wanted and longed for—one thing.

    Family.

    Family cared for one another, even at the expense of others that was not part of that family. In that, Harry could say that family is selfish and he was okay with it.

    And Death had always been a part of his life and he might as well hold on to what was left for him.

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    AKA that unnecessarily long and complicated fic that will lead to an overprotective Harley Keener.

    Or- that Harry Potter is Harley Keener AU literally nobody (including me) was looking for.

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    16 Jul 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    Harry is more then just a wizard; he's a genius and a tinkerer. So what happens when he meets another genius the beginning of his third year? One that deduces Harry's treatment at the Dursleys in less then a minute? The answer; Quite a lot, apparently... And London, magical and non-magical will never be the same. Mentor!Sherlock/Protege!Harry

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    12 Jul 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 60

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    When Sherlock goes to examine a crime scene, he brings home a fascinating child. It changes things.

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    12 Jul 2019

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    After the Chitauri Invasion, the Avengers are forced to deal with another magical trickster who calls himself Phantom. All the while, they battle with the new media spotlight. Steve Rogers is just glad to find an escape in a coffee shop, run by the intriguing Harry Potter. Yet, Harry keeps dark secrets close, and is missing something that could prove vital to the survival of all.

    Revived and Returned to in 2019!

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    29 Jun 2019