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    (it's more likely than you think)

    Warlock "Lockie" Dowling summons a demon.

    Or, he buys a book off a suspiciously familiar bookseller and is convinced into demon summoning.

    It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    14 Jul 2019

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    "In plain terms, Mr. A. Fell was a man of impeccable conduct and unusual habits, and in a similar manner to many of whom bore the first two traits, he must also take up the third: dire loneliness. Yet it had not always been thus. Indeed, there once was a time when it seemed as if he should never know solitude or want of suitable company for the rest of his days, but the circumstances by which Aziraphale might have unwound the knot that now bound up his heart had long since dragged themselves, mortally wounded, to die in the shades of regret. Their ghosts hung in his past, growing in consequence with the singular passing of each year until they eclipsed even the death of those who had the foremost hand in their making, and had the effect of separating the sequence of his days of into a gentle, blooming Before, whose painful beauty made the egregious scars of the After that much more appalling."

     

    What Aziraphale does not know is that, from across the ocean, Mr. Anthony J. Crowley is returning to England with his newly aquired wealth, wanting nothing more than to rebuild his life after a terrible shock and, perhaps, discover why he had been abandoned by his fiancé ten long years ago.

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    01 Jul 2019

  3. Rec 21

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    Ongoing series of one shot fairy tale retellings starring two ethereal beings much better at loving the Earth and each other than following orders, sticking to tropes, and not mucking about in stories that don't belong to them.

    Newest Tale: The Tinder-Box- Crowley returns from a tempting with nothing to show for it but bad chocolate, and he is about to learn all about translation errors, witches with meddling grandmothers, that some princes locked in towers aren't really princes at all, why angels make bad research subjects, and why it might be a good idea to fund the education system so public executions can stop being the primary form of entertainment.

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    14 May 2019

  4. Rec *

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    AU in which Crowley is two entities, and Aziraphale isn’t sure how he feels about either of them.

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    04 May 2019

  5. Rec 74

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    "Look at Satan. Created an angel, grows up to be the Great Adversary. Hey, if you're going to go on about genetics, you might as well say the kid will grow up to be an angel... No. Upbringing is everything. Take it from me."
    Crowley has a daughter, and through the centuries she makes him and Aziraphale question everything about themselves, each other, and their place in the world.

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    14 Apr 2019

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