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    “Good heavens,” Aziraphale tuts. “Carnal temptations and a vulgar mouth. Whatever will I do with you, my dear?”

    Crowley’s mouth opens, but no words come forth. “Absolutely anything you like,” he rasps at length, blinking up at Aziraphale in a wonderstruck sort of way.

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    29 Sep 2019

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    After holding hands on a park bench for three days straight because neither of them want to let go first, Aziraphale comes to the joyful realization that Crowley might just be willing to sleep with him.

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    27 Sep 2019

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    He dabs at his mouth with his napkin. “I went to Liege for some time.”

    Crowley frowns. “Liege? Belgium? Why?” A short pause. “Don’t tell me it was for the chocolate-“

    “No, no!” Aziraphale quickly shakes his head. “I just dropped by for some divine inspiration.”

     

    Or: In the 19th century, Aziraphale is very bored and misses his Demon terribly. He decides to take a trip to Belgium.
    Or: How Aziraphale is to blame that the Geefs brothers first made a Lucifer statue that was considered too hot to be shown in the cathedral and then made an even hotter Lucifer statue to replace the other one.

    (A mix of black silk and black tea, soft smiles and blooming flowers, marble warming under a gentle, yearning touch)

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    01 Sep 2019

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    He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.

    “Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.

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    25 Aug 2019

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    “What if I tried having ah, um, a- a gender…. For a bit.”

    A mighty furrow appeared in the space between Crowley’s hairline and the tops of his sunglasses, disrupting the perfectly wicked curve his brow had arched itself into. “What, just pick one and take it for a spin?”

    Aziraphale clasped his hands together in his lap. “Well, yes.”

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    14 Aug 2019