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    The adventures of two (mostly) enthusiastic human alienfuckers and one clueless but equally (mostly) enthusiastic alien as they navigate the complicated biology of the third dick in their relationship.

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    Klaus has impeccable dress sense. He is clearly the most fashionable Hargreeves who has ever existed, and he will not suffer to be told otherwise. His siblings might be freaked out. He doesn't care!

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    Bruce Wayne: government agent, licensed to kill. John Doe: assistant to the notorious Doctor Harleen Quinzel.
    Wayne is sent after Quinzel. Doe is sent after Wayne. What could possibly go wrong?

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  1. Rec 55

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    Dick grew up watching Bruce take countless woman to bed for the sake of the mission, and to get what he needed from different people. He watched, and he learned.

    And maybe he doesn't feel the same things the people around him feel, maybe he doesn't really like sex, but it doesn't really matter. Because if sex makes people happy, then why does his opinion on everything matter? It's not their fault he's broken.

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    24 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    unburied things i hid when i was 15ish so im off to go contemplate myself @ the ripe hour of 3 whole ams and wonder why my baby self shelved this shit
    beautiful fic tho. if it can make you reevaluate yourself,,,, you know it's well written

  2. Rec 22

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    Slade pays his professional contact a very professional visit.

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    21 Feb 2021

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    silly AND soft AND sexy??? the ultimate combination!
    what a way to be reminded that i'm out of edibles,,,,

  3. Rec 48

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    The Pit left Jason with a hunger that's hard to control or explain. Might as well turn a weakness into a strength if he can.

    But of course Bruce will have something to say about it when he finds out.

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    13 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    jaykyle endgame

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    When Slade gets hired for a job on the outskirts of civilized space, one of his first steps is to stop by one of the few space stations out this far and pick up a slave from the dealer there. Something pretty and ideally off-the-grid, to serve as a distraction for his target. He gets a little more than he was expecting in the form of a capital-planet slave, bizarrely far away from anywhere it should call home and just disobedient enough to make him interested.

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    07 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'd come back to this for a 3rd time before going "Fuck it, bookmark material." Idk why I waited this long, sci-fi AUs are my main vice

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    Batman needs a Robin.

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    07 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "I am a ridiculous man with a billion dollars."