Money_Maker



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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    It was meant to be a simple lift, and then Napoleon could finally replenish his (and Waverley's) scotch collections. Scotland wasn't too far from home, and really, they all wanted to get the bastard anyway. So why let a mission get in the way of Solo's biggest secret? Why not finish it in record time, just to bug Napoleon on the whole ride back home? And what on earth does scotch have to do with his secrets anyway? Illya and Gaby would really like to know.

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    In an attempt to introduce Illya to his favourite type of alcohol, Napoleon maybe let's slip more than he would like. And Gaby and Illya would be damned to let it slide.

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    06 Mar 2021

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    “You need to learn how to waltz.”

    Napoleon notes with some amusement that Illya stiffens immediately, comically folded up in the chair in Waverly’s office as he is. His knees are nearly even with the armrests, pants just a little too short and turtleneck just a little too big, as if he doesn’t quite realize how large he is—when Illya catches him staring, his upper lip peels back from his teeth, fingers curled tight into the chair. Napoleon only grins at the snarl aimed his way.

    (In which Illya needs to learn how to dance and Napoleon is, of course, recruited for the job.)

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    06 Mar 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    Not all missions go as intended. If Napoleon were a better spy he would know this.

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    04 Mar 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 63

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    Both genders are more likely to be attracted to you if you maintain eye contact; if you have a good, straight posture; if you have a strong gait; and especially if you can carry an open smile at all times. Being tactile and establishing physical contact also rarely fails.
    These are the small, nuanced things that Solo has trained himself in. The art of seduction is a trade he's perfected and if someone says otherwise they're lying.

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    03 Mar 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    Illya and Napoleon have been captured, and escape is made slightly more complicated by the fact that Illya has been drugged and has only a vague understanding of what is happening around him.

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    03 Mar 2021

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