MistyBeethoven
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- John Wick (Movies) (61)
- Agatha Christie's Poirot (TV) (26)
- Bill & Ted (Movies) (21)
- Canadian Actor RPF (21)
- Constantine (2005) (12)
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"Another Part of the Forest, Where a Boy and His Bear Will Always be Playing" or, perhaps more simply, "Pooh Corner" by MistyBeethoven
Fandoms: A Scanner Darkly (2006)
15 Aug 2022
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Robert Arctor, back safely inside of the life he knew before New Path, finds everything as it should be, the paranoia stabilized as he returns to everything he knows.
Everything he knows, however, is soon disrupted by the appearance of someone he has never met before.
Slowly she insinuates herself into his life, much to his discomfort, making his newfound peace feel tenuous and on the verge of breaking.
As the weeks progress and he slowly grows to care for her, despite his reluctance, he finds a far more darker seed of disturbance suddenly sown into his existence, one that makes him long to protect, not only himself, but the woman whom first disrupted his life.
Two hopeless impossibilities.
*Long title inspired by a line from Philip K. Dick's "Ubik"
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In honor of the holiday held every August 15th, I bring to thee, "No SpongeBob Day" in Goner Gulch, starring the inimitable Sage as he reflects on the beauty of living above the sea.
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Being sent into the Badlands as a decoy by my superior at Arasaka, Susan Abernathy, I find myself being chased by three hungry and perverted Wraiths escorts. I soon discover that the building I have run into for shelter contains a secret laboratory where the body of legendary Rockerboy Johnny Silverhand is being kept in stasis. Reviving the man to help me, I soon find myself being dragged on Johnny's mission to find the cyberghost of his dead love Alt Cunningham, all the while becoming the Rockerboy's sex slave in order to repay his having saved me. It is a journey which takes us back to Night City where we encounter several of Silverhand's old friends and enemies and finds me falling in love with my not completely admirable companion.
A painful past having made me forego cybernetics, bodysculpting or body modifications of any type, I soon find myself faced with a difficult decision, however, when Johnny offers me a chance to be with him forever...
Just a pornographic, sci-fi, action, romance about a cybernetic Rockerboy and his BBW Collargirl companion.
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In honor of Milkman Day, a mockup cover for a highly regarded pulp novel, featuring Keanu Reeves as Ortiz the Dog Boy.
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- Part 48 of "Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic!" or "How to Say I Love You with a Story or a Picture" Part 3
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On the first day of summer, John Wick recollects an old "game" from his youth at the Tarkovsky Theatre: to chase and catch a butterfly through a city.
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- Part 47 of "Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic!" or "How to Say I Love You with a Story or a Picture" Part 3
- Part 5 of Vet You Do
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- English
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"Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic!" or "How to Say I Love You with a Story or a Picture" Part 3 by MistyBeethoven
Fandom: A Walk in the Clouds (1995), A.A. Milne - Fandom, Always Be My Maybe (2019), Bill & Ted (Movies), Constantine (2005), DC League of Super-Pets, Echo (2005), Flying (1986), Freaked! (1993), Friday the 13th Series (Movies), Going Great (TV), John Wick (Movies), Johnny Mnemonic (1995), Keanu Reeves - Fandom, Monk (TV), One Step Away (Short Film 1985), Parenthood (1989), Point Break (1991), Replicas (2018), River's Edge (1986), Rush Rush - Paula Abdul (Music Video), Side by Side (2012), Speed (1994), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Swedish Dicks (TV), Sweet November (2001), The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008), The Film Prayer (2016), The Gift (2000), The Last Time I Committed Suicide (1997), The Night Before (1988), The Private Lives of Pippa Lee (2009), The Twilight Zone (TV 1959), The Whole Truth (2016), Thumbsucker (2005), Tune in Tomorrow (1990), Twilight Zone (TV 1985), Under the Influence (1986), When We Were Very Young - A. A. Milne, Youngblood (1986)
15 Aug 2022
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Keanu Characters Quick Sketches by MistyBeethoven
Fandom: A Scanner Darkly (2006), A Walk in the Clouds (1995), Always Be My Maybe (2019), Constantine (2005), I Love You to Death (1990), Moving Day (1987), Permanent Record (1988), Point Break (1991), River's Edge (1986), Something's Gotta Give (2003), Speed (1994), Sweet November (2001), The Gift (2000), The Last Time I Committed Suicide (1997), The Private Lives of Pippa Lee (2009), The Whole Truth (2016), Thumbsucker (2005), Tune in Tomorrow (1990), Under the Influence (1986)
07 Aug 2022
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Poor It Tree by MistyBeethoven
Fandom: A Walk in the Clouds (1995), Always Be My Maybe (2019), Bill & Ted (Movies), Constantine (2005), Keanu (2016), Keanu Reeves - Fandom, Keanu Reeves Characters, Keanuverse - Fandom, Side by Side (2012), Sweet November (2001), The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008), The Film Prayer (2016), Tune in Tomorrow (1990)
23 Jun 2022
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Poetry inspired by Keanu Reeves and his characters.
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Кто угодно, и все равно Даттон by Azazellokun21, fandom Force and Strength 2022 (fandom_Force_and_Strength)
Fandoms: Yellowstone (TV 2018)
16 Jul 2022
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«Я не могу объяснить химию притяжения. То, что нас заставляет делать то, что нас убивает. Я не могу ее объяснить потому, что не понимаю ее сам» (c) Джон Даттон, 3x07
Узнав о себе страшную тайну, Джейми делится ею с Бет.
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- Part 8 of Драбблы и мини низкого рейтинга 2022
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- Русский
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Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
19 Jul 2022
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After waking up for the third time in a hospital, Elliot is given a second chance. Can he make himself worthy of it? And can Helen trust that he'll become the person he wants to be?
Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
15 Jun 2022
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Misty and the Rainy Day by queenditto
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Pokemon - Fandom
02 Jul 2020
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Misty is bored after being left behind by her friends, but will one of her Pokemon make her day better? Or will his antics drive Misty crazy?
Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
29 May 2022
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Adrian and Sharona find themselves in an interesting predicament when they find out that the hotel clerk booked one room instead of two.
Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
17 Mar 2022
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When Bruno is ten years old, he has a vision of a beautiful lady with curly hair, round glasses, and the kindest face he’s ever seen. Visions can be fickle and hard to interpret, but for him, this one is crystal clear—she’s the girl he’s going to marry one day.
As time passes, as Bruno’s place in his community and family comes into question, she remains the one bright light he has to look forward to. His visions have never been wrong. He knows he’ll find her one day, no matter how long it takes.
Then, thirty years later, on the night of Mirabel’s failed ceremony, he sees her again.
Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
21 Jan 2022