MistyBeethoven



Fandoms

  1. John Wick (Movies) (39)
  2. Agatha Christie's Poirot (TV) (20)
  3. Gotham (TV) (7)
  4. Freaked! (1993) (6)
  5. Constantine (2005) (5)

Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    Once upon a time, there was a woman who had a crush on an actor named Keanu Reeves and most of the characters he portrayed. Knowing she would never actually meet the object(s) of her affections, she decided to write fanfics in order to satisfy her own foolish romantic desires.

    These are those fics.

    I know that Keanu Reeves will never read these. And given the content I should probably be very grateful. But if you ever do, Mr. Reeves, I hope that they show a little bit into this author's soul and just how much you and your characters mean to me. So this is all really just a love letter told in stories.

    Or a masturbatory fantasy.

    However poetically inclined or painfully honest you are. :/

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    3
  2. Summary

    I take Ortiz home one day believing him to be a real dog. I very soon discover that he is a man, though, and that he makes not only a fine pet but a great lover/boyfriend/husband also.

    Things become complicated when Elijah C. Slugs kidnaps me and turns me into a cat.

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    Works:
    6
  3. Summary

    Before he accepts the role of Neo, Mankind's awakener, a man and hacker named Thomas Anderson loves and loses a woman.

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    24,336
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    2
    Bookmarks:
    2
  4. Summary

    John Wick and the Administrator find themselves encountering both the mundane and the thrilling.

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    Bookmarks:
    15
  5. Summary

    I find Duke Caboom. Duke Caboom finds me.

    Duke learns about sex.

    Together we learn what happiness means.

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    2
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Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Poem telling the love story of the prince and the rose

    Language:
    English
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    366
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    11

    06 Jul 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Nazi Germany. Millions fighting. Millions in prisons for refusing to do that. Millions dying because of that. The purple triangle. A badge of shame. Wore proudly. Persecuted all the more because. One of the longest lasting examples of perseverance in the face of seemingly overwhelming odds. Seemingly permanent odds. Their story, mostly ignored. Dismissed. Some of them, still alive. Most of them, not. All of them were persecuted. Der Bibel Schleifen. The Bible Students. The Purple Triangles.

    Language:
    English
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    612
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    8

    05 Jul 2020

  3. Rec 4

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    John and Pilot share intimacy for the first time and it’s very, very good.

    Language:
    English
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    3,133
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    97

    03 Jul 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    In a slightly darker version of Zootopia Nick and Judy have to fight to stay alive and more importantly together. Rated M for some blood and gore as well as sexy times a bit later.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,338
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1509

    03 Jul 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    As street racing gets more attention in Zootopia, the officers have more and more problems to deal with after each day. With no progress made and more racers on the streets, they need to search for other ways to shut down the crews, even if it means going undercover and infiltrate with the racing world.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,850
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    104

    02 Jul 2020

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