snug as a bug in a rug by Anonymous
03 Oct 2021
The terrible thing about witchers, Jaskier mused, was that they really did make you feel safe. And everyone knows that omegas only nest when they feel safe.
(Jaskier goes into an unexpected heat and nests and
Geralteverything is fineprobably okay.)
Jaskier hums. “Is it true what they say about snake venom?”
“What?” Letho snaps impatiently.
“You know,” he says, twirling his hand meaninglessly, and Letho definitely doesn’t know. “That if you drink it enough, you’ll be immune to snake bites?”
Letho actually looks up at him and is forced to contend with the idea that he’s being followed by a lunatic.
(Letho doesn’t mean to keep Jaskier, but quickly realizes he’s… attached.)
20 Oct 2021
Servants gossiped that the emperor's bodyguard never sleeps in his assigned chambers in the Vizima palace
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
21 Oct 2021
Look, it fucking - it wasn't supposed to go like this, alright?
The contract had said it was a chort, and even though Lambert knew - he fucking knew - that humans couldn't be trusted to know a griffin from a lubberkin even if it was biting them in the ass and they had a fucking bestiary in their fucking hands…
He'd certainly paid the price for it now though, hadn't he? All he wanted to do now was collect what he was owed and find a healer. But of course things can't even be that simple - not for him - not when some bard goes and destroys his payment in a tavern brawl. Now instead of the supplies he needed, the village has saddled him with the same bard as a guide. Things can't possibly get any worse, right?
(with fanart by the phenomenal Cylin!)