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    sender: tmriddle@walpurgis.net
    recipient: hermionegranger@gryffinsdor.org
    subject: Today’s Meeting

    Granger –

    Attached is the dry-cleaning bill for the shirt you ruined when you threw your tea at it. I’m not sure if you noticed, but I happened to be wearing the shirt at the time. You are lucky it was cold. Pay the bill and I won’t sue you for assault.

    Regards,
    Thomas Marvolo Riddle
    CEO of Walpurgis Corporate

     

    sender: hermionegranger@gryffinsdor.org
    recipient: tmriddle@walpurgis.net
    subject: re: Today’s Meeting

    Riddle –

    I did notice, because unlike you, I can identify when something is being inhabited, you forest-destroying monster.

    You do not require a dry cleaner to get herbal tea out of a shirt. The shirt was black, the tea was camomile, and you have no grounds on which to stand nor sue. Your company, however, WILL be exposed for the havoc it is wreaking upon our natural world.

    Sincerely,
    Hermione Jean Granger
    CEO of Not being a Twat

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    Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.

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    The revelation that Aziraphale might have been in love with him for thousands of years is surprising. The fact that literal books have been written on the subject comes as even more of a shock.

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    The Library of Alexandria is not for just any witch or wizard. Many bookworms may try but few are permitted to pass through its doors. The books residing there are ancient and powerful and, if one happens to make a mistake, the consequences can be rather—novel.

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    This story is set twenty-three years after the fall of Voldemort. Our main characters are Ministry employees, middle-aged, and the majority of them not very happy.

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