17 Dec 2017
“I’m gonna hit that,” Hizashi said confidently, ignoring Tensei’s faked gags and mimed vomiting.
“Please don’t,” Tensei said.
(Or, the very real, groundbreaking, 100% true story of how Mic proposed to Aizawa.)
22 Oct 2017
“Hello and good evening, dear listener! How’s it going? What’s on your mind?”
“Why didn’t you do the dishes. I specifically asked you to do the dishes so when I got home from patrol I could have stuff to make us dinner. Tell me why, Hizashi.”
Or, one evening an irritable Shouta calls Hizashi during his evening show, and it becomes a regular occurrence.
29 Jun 2019
“Kaminari,” their teacher called, “What do you think he felt when he was betrayed?”
“Salty,” his unfairly hot seatmate said quietly in his unfairly beautiful, deep voice.
A surprised snort of laughter fell out of Kaminari’s lips before he could stop himself.
- Part 11 of I ship Kaminari with everyone
26 Jun 2019
This is probably going to go badly. Very badly.
Kaminari sat down.
“Okay, so I had an idea.”
Shinsou smirked. “That’s a dangerous path.”
“Hey, hey. It’s a good plan!”
“Then, feel free to share with the class.”
“That’s-that’s what I’m trying to do!” Kaminari huffed. “Okay, okay, so.”
“Shinsou, do you-Shinsou! Just, would you two want to make a conspiracy YouTube channel about Midoriya and All Might!”
Shinsou’s ears seemed to be deceiving him. “I’m sorry, I must be going deaf, but what the fuck?!”
- Part 4 of Dear Destroyers
James needs someone with uber long black hair to film this ASMR video. It couldn't be a girl. They need to have their top off and even though James is bisexual and prefers men or masculine presenting humans, girls are still weird as fuck about that shit. He'd ask Sirius but Sirius literally just cut all of his hair off for soccer season. James gets it, it's always still blazing in September when practices start.
Which doesn't leave James with a lot of options. Well, it probably could have, if James would stop to think for longer than fifty-seven seconds at a time.
But he doesn't.
So, this is how he ends up being glared at by this short fucking shrimp.
"You want me to what?" Snape asks with a disbelieving scowl.
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