Methoxyethane

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    Collection of mostly-unrelated oneshots for the purpose of erotic enjoyment

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    Works in my Galra Keith timeline where Keith and Lance bang like crazy for many many many paragraphs and also there's love and fluff and later there's babies

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    "A fish and a bird may indeed fall in love, but where would they make their home?"
    "Space, apparently."

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    A busy manager, Roy’s house is as bleak as his mood. Cue a golden-haired lamp designer and the allure of “hygge”. Is Roy opening the door to love, or just an excuse to buy a truckload of cozy lighting?

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    27 Dec 2020

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    The first thing Loki notices about Thor is that he seems to never look down at his food or drink, apparently trusting the servants entirely to make sure his cup and plate are never empty for long. It would be almost too easy to poison him.

    Okay, so it wasn't actually the first thing Loki noticed about his new husband, but it's the first thing that's useful to him.

    The real first thing was his eyes.

    - based on kingloptr's thorki want.

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    18 Dec 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    Yuri is playing hard to get, but it's not like he doesn't have his reasons not to hook up with Flynn. Now, Flynn has to court Yuri to prove he doesn't mind him at his side.

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    08 Dec 2020

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    Oikawa Tooru graduated high school with the burning desire to succeed in his college career. He'd hoped that might include taking down his arch-nemesis along the way, but when he finds that his college team hosts an offensively familiar face, he can't help but think that the universe might be conspiring against him. After all, what could be worse than playing on the same team as Ushijima?

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    24 Nov 2020

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    “I don’t know, it kinda makes sense?” Hunk suggested carefully, picking Lance’s legs up just enough to sit down beneath them and then allowing them to fall onto his lap. Hunk rubbed soothingly at Lance’s calves, the blue paladin having gone back to hiding his face in the cushions. “The witch wanted to teach Lance a lesson in truthfulness and if there’s anyone that Lance lies to the most, it’s Keith. I mean, he acts like he hates the guy when in reality he-”

    “Doesn’t.” Lance grit out, word slightly distorted and muffled from where his face currently was. He lifted his head, looking back at Hunk with a glare. “We don’t need to go into detail about it, Hunk.”

     

    (AKA that one fic where Lance is cursed to be honest to and about the person he lies to more than anyone else. Hijinks ensue.)

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    22 Oct 2020

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