Stiles knew there were people out there who viewed pack selection invitations as a form of slavery, a tangible reminder that werewolves were the dominant species who got what they wanted. They were the same people who looked at the bite as a burden rather than a gift, who claimed that the invitations weren't invitations as much as they were a summons that couldn't be ignored.
Personally? Stiles couldn’t see the downside. He’d seen the members of the local pack, okay? So if the powerful and frankly gorgeous Hales ever decided they wanted to swoop in and basically adopt him, and if somewhere down the line he got supernatural powers and a partner, maybe hot like burning Derek Hale?
Sign him the fuck up.
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20 Oct 2020
“Never mind,” Derek said, shaking his head. “It’s none of my business what you do, sorry.”
“I just don’t get it, my clients? I – oh my god!” Stiles yelled, eyes going wide. “Oh my god, you think I’m a hooker!”
The one where Derek thinks Stiles is a prostitute and Stiles loves Game of Thrones.
- Part 1 of Sketchy Motels and Game of Thrones
Derek Hale is hot like the sun, okay? Insanely gorgeous but kind of scary at first, what with the leather, and stubble. But it turns out that Derek Hale's favorite desert is strawberry fucking shortcake, because Derek is made of sunshine and unicorns and Stiles wants to wrap him in a warm blanket and play Enya while giving him coffee and pastries.
Another bakery AU that no one asked for.
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
30 Oct 2015
Stiles gapes. "You're not just A drug lord, you're THE Drug Lord! You're the only major dealer in Beacon County that they haven't caught yet!"
"The Beacon Hills Drug Lord is a stupid nickname," Derek mutters.
Derek's the drug lord his dad has been looking for. Derek Hale, who plays bingo with the ladies at the senior center on Wednesdays. Derek Hale, who volunteers at the animal shelter. Derek Hale, who Stiles has had the most out of control crush on for years. Derek. Hale.
The one where Stiles in an underpaid, overworked delivery boy, and Derek is just the worst drug dealer ever.
From the prompt: "You're a drug lord and I think I've just walked into your drug den" au.