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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    It's one thing to vacation at the Happiest Place on Earth with all your friends.

    Working there with them is another thing entirely.

    (or: the Disney World Employee/Cast Member AU written by a former Disney World Cast Member that some people asked for but most did not)

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    12 Sep 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    “Tooooozier-Kaspbrak residence,” Richie says cheerfully, holding the phone up to his ear. “May I ask who—oh hello, Mrs. K! How the fuck are you?”

    Richie and Eddie living together in LA, being in love and dealing with Mrs. K long-distance.

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    09 Sep 2019

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    eddie was a freshman at boston university of the arts, majoring in dance with a concentration in ballet. he went to sleep early, woke up earlier & took nothing for granted.

    he fucking hated his dorm neighbors, loud, obnoxious idiots who got drunk all the time. they didn't even know where the library on campus was. he didn't have any idea how the three of them, especially the one with curly hair, even GOT into that school.

    “piano prodigy,” the tall one explained “got magic fingers”

    eddie nearly punched him

    & he didn't believe him, nobody on their floor believed richie tozier could have been a prodigy of anything, especially when he slept through midterms & mixed up the dates for finals. when eddie heard the gossip he was relieved, he was overjoyed. he thought they’d kick him out & he would finally get some goddamned peace and quiet on his floor - and more time to rehearse.

    until, first day of class in january when his teacher walked in with an overzealous expression “class, we have a student who will be joining us this semester for an extra credit opportunity. please welcome your new rehearsal pianist, richie tozier.”

    oh.

    oh no.

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    20/20
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    08 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    27 Aug 2019

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    Jimin poked Namjoon's chest through his The Future Is Female sweatshirt. “So, does this sweatshirt actually help you get laid, or do you wear it for the sense of superiority alone?”

    OR: A self-indulgent modern-day Clueless AU in which Jimin is a spoiled LA teen, Namjoon is his aggressively woke "straight" ex-stepbrother, Tae is a menace on four wheels, and Hobi's been looking kind of spicy lately.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    24 Aug 2019