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    Harry Hart, a Kingsman Companion, knocks on Eggsy's door and Eggsy finds out that he's been given a night with a fancy escort as a present.

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    23 May 2019

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    Ad left 10h ago in section male - male
     

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    Looking for someone to accompany a middle-aged man to a social outing in the country NEXT weekend. I only wish to make my homophobic mother squirm non-stop for sixty hours and nothing more. Successful applicant will be rewarded handsomely. Cash bonus on offer if you are one or several of the following: young (must be eighteen or over - no practical joke is above the law), working class, someone with an extreme aversion to received pronunciation or in possession of a strong regional accent/dialect.

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    22 May 2019

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    "So it seems you're no ordinary pussycat."

    Harry stares at the incredibly fit (and incredibly naked) young man lounging on his settee. He'd just made himself a pot of tea and moved into his den to enjoy a nice sit down with the cat that had followed him home about a month ago.

    And now the cat, a light orange tabby with bright green eyes, was suddenly human.

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    Or, that neko!Kingsman au one person asked for and holy shit I actually wrote it.

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    26 Mar 2019

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    Society is ruled by Omegas. Harry Hart, son of a prime minister and the CEO of the largest textile company in Europe, is expected to be an Omega and take over the company. The problem? He's in love with his omega best friend, prince and next-in-line to the throne, Eggsy Unwin.

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    26 Mar 2019

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    ballerino, Italian
    1. (n) male dancer
    2. (adj) unstable, fickle, fluctuating

    AU: How different would Eggsy's life have turned out if Kingsman gave decent financial support to Lee's family after his death? With no Dean around to squash his interests, gymnastics leads to ballet school and a career as classical ballet's least likely ingenu.

    There's also some kind of drama about famous folk disappearing and something about mass genocide.

    There's also the matter of Harry Hart's gigantic, embarrassing, all-consuming crush. Bit awkward, really.

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    21 Mar 2019