Matecocido



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    Jimin interrupts him to say, “It’s not impatience, Yoongi, there’s a deadline. You’ve got until you’re twenty-one before you go to sleep for all eternity! If I don’t find the love of your life before then, we’re all fucked!”

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    In order to get his friends off his back about dating, Seokjin lies and says he's already dating a guy whose picture he found online. Only that someone turns out to be Kim Namjoon, and Seokjin's determined to keep up the act.

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    "So you two aren't dating?"

    "Nah, man, we're just best bros. I mean like, if I was gay, and that's a very big if, then I would be on my knees right now sucking his dick. But I am very straight, so Jeon's dick is nowhere near my mouth."

    Jeongguk nods convicingly. "I like pussy."

    Namjoon puts his face in his hands and screams.

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    14 Jan 2020

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    Namjoon knew that things would not be the same after this. It wasn't that he had started the ritual on purpose, or knowingly.

    But he also couldn't honestly claim that he was displeased with the results, either.

    A Ceph and a human... what could come of this?

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    "Your dress, Hyung," he says, almost condescending, as if Yoongi is being purposely dumb about it.

    Yoongi's heart almost stops even as he can't help but watch Jeongguk lick sauce off his lips.

    "My dress," he repeats, blinking and fighting the urge to cross his arms defensively. Jeongguk's lips twitch as he takes another bite, chews carefully and swallows.
    "The maid costume, for your punishment. Don't tell me you already forgot, Hyung?"

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    Working Title of this one was "maid dress pseudo incest yeehaw" and really that's all you need to know.

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    17 Dec 2019