05 Feb 2016
"See, the chef - who happens to be my older brother, this entire business is family-run as you can see - might have seen you two coming in and he might have decided that you’re kind of his type. I mean, knowing him, you’re definitely his type, and he really thought you deserved a nicer dinner than, uh, Caesar salad. So he took that into his hands, I suppose. And before you start assuming what anyone with some sense might, I can totally guarantee that my brother is in fact not a creep. I mean, he told me to just be diplomatic about this and to not tell you about his little crush, but he can be an idiot when he wants to, so. He also happens to be the nicest guy you’ll ever have the pleasure of running into - seriously, I swear to God that when he was in kindergarten everyone was horribly sad when he eventually had to move on to elementary school because he’d get bullies off the back of every other kid who had some. It’s our mom’s favorite Christmas story, really. And I’m sure he really hopes you enjoy your dinner, so I’ll leave you to it.”
Or: in which Theon hadn't thought going out for dinner with his sister would turn into the frankly gorgeous chef hitting on him through some quite great food.
“What do you say we up the stakes a bit? I’ll wager 500,000 on the next round,” the salesman offers.
“You want to punch me in the stomach now or something?” Gi-hun asks, suspiciously, one hand on his burning face.
“Of course not,” the salesman says, “I only want to play another game. If you win, I give you 500,000. If I win, you suck me off.”
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Under the Red Hood, A Death in The Family - Fandom, Red Hood: Lost Days, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
15 Jan 2019
Then: The year is 2013. Jason Todd is alive, fourteen years old, and about to follow Sheila Haywood, his birth mother, into the hands of the Joker. All he wants is to save her life.
Now: The year is 2018. Jason Todd was dead. But now he's nineteen years old, in a constant phase of 'FUCK YOU DAD', and about to take down the latest C-Lister rogue. Unfortunately for him, its a rogue that specialises in time-travel technology. And what starts as an easy takedown...ends as a time travelling phenomenon.
The two Jasons swap places.
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07 Jun 2016
Robb’s howl of pain prompted him to glance at the young Stark boy. He was also clutching his left wrist, but between his small fingers Theon could see black lines etched across the skin.
No. No, it can’t be.
Theon slowly removed his hand, exposing his wrist to the frigid air. The words Robb Stark shone like ebony in the pale winter sunlight, where there had been naught but unblemished skin before Robb had touched him.
Or: When Theon is taken to Winterfell after the Greyjoy Rebellion, he discovers his soulmate is Robb Stark.