Margravine



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    OMG. So funny.

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    Witchers always have to pay more at brothels to find a woman willing to bed them, and it is a very bare bones service. This has lead to the wolf school having zero clue about all the wonderful varieties of sex and kink that is out there.

    Good thing that Jaskier isn't just a bard but also a teacher.

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    “Dragons that lay eggs, are more properly referred to as Dragonkind. They grow to be ten feet tall, walk on two legs, are...somewhat humanoid, and they have a single sex.”

    “So the same dragon lays the eggs and fertilizes them?”

    “Hm.”

    “...I’m still missing something.”

    “Dragonkind need a host to incubate their eggs for the first few hours after laying.”

    “Ohh, so the sheepskin and hot water bottle is to keep it snug while you’re holding it against your chest. I see. Bit of a cuddle.”

    “No, Jaskier.”

    “...they lay the egg, and then you cuddle it, and they, er. Fertilize it while you’re curled around it? Bit sticky, still doesn’t explain the size of the reward.”

    “No, Jaskier.” Geralt added thoughtfully, after a moment. “And the one in this territory uses ‘he.’ Not they.”

    “He. Good to know. Well gods damn it then, Geralt, why don’t you explain to me in direct language where little dragons come from then?”

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    17 Oct 2020

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    Jaskier always asks to stop whenever they reach meadows, to cut as many flowers as he can manage. He usually aims for white heather and feverfew, and Geralt usually ends up with some threaded through his hair. He assumes at first it’s just Jaskier’s restless fingers and part of his campaign to change Geralt’s image. It takes him nearly three years, and a fight with a higher vampire, to realise there's more to it than that.

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    This was just life now. Punching Nazis, clients always trying to underpay them, and their younger brother getting into fights at least once a week with a line cook at the Waffle House.

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