Malapropian



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  2. Summary

    Fics I don't need to feel guilty about never finishing.

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  5. Summary

    Things from or intended for tumblr. Expect flash fics, little gifts, and not!fics.

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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    Reginald Smythe, longtime member of the dignified and serious World Sexy Science Fiction Society, arbiters of SFFnal poundings everywhere, is horrified to see one of the esteemed Huge Hole awards going to none other than the Ass-chive of Our Own—a website for unserious, lesser pounds.

    Reginald's convinced this could be the end of the Huge Hole awards, and with it the dignified poundings he loves so dearly—but can a mysterious visitor with a site full of stories and a hard, rippling raptor bod change his mind?

    This erotic tale is 3,000 words of sizzling human on gay living archive dinosaur action, including anal, wall sex, rough action, and collaborative pounding love.

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    20 Sep 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Or why beetles have such a high sale value. Do not show to humans.

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    19 Aug 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    “He’s your father,” Guang Hong’s mother says. “Of course he misses you when you’re not at home.”

    Sometimes he really wonders if he’s really his father’s biological son, but he doesn’t voice that to his mother.

    “Maybe next time,” he tells his mother. “It’s almost bedtime. I don’t want him to go to bed angry.”

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    03 May 2019

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    Renowned chef Sandor Clegane is 'the mean judge' on The Great Westerosi Bake Off. He hates soggy bottoms, flaccid gingerbread housing, doughy bread, and doesn't the nation know it? Sansa Stark is an amateur cake lover who is just thrilled to be taking part - it's all so exciting to be thrust into the giddy competition with eleven other hopefuls!

    Things do not go according to plan; as everyone knows, lemon drizzle cakes can be most contentious.

    Will Yara's innuendo finally be too much? Will Olenna's machinations raise her grandson to glory? Will Ramsay kill everyone with a sharpened spatula? Is Cersei really that drunk all the damned time? Can Podrick's adorableness break Twitter? Who will be crowned King or Queen of the Tent? Let's bake.

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    12 Apr 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    There was no rhyme or reason to this life. Just days like today scattered among the rest.

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    01 Apr 2019

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