Malapropian



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    A dark canon divergence following the scene in the parking garage.

    Basically this whole thing is dedicated to Cannibalinc for being my tiny pixie of filth.

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    Fics I don't need to feel guilty about never finishing.

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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    We all have two lives. The second one ends when we realize we only had the one.

    It’s been six months, and Stiles is still alive. If you can call it that.

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    28 Jul 2020

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    12 May 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    Ever since he started running with werewolves, Stiles expected to die young.  He just didn’t think it would be at the claws and teeth of a massive wolf in full shift, especially not one he never saw coming.  

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    13 Apr 2020

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    It doesn’t take long for the rumors to start.

    The Fire Nation prides itself on its civilization. It isn’t like the other, lesser, nations who throw their children away by sending them into war. Those uncultured and unfeeling savages who are destroying their own future faster than the Fire Nation can save them from themselves.

    Every Fire Nation child goes to school. They learn reading and writing, the illustrious history of their country, and what will be expected of them as proper, upstanding Fire Nation citizens. They are to be protected, because children are the future glory of the nation.

    The crown prince is thirteen when his father burns his face in front of an audience of hundreds.

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    26 Mar 2020

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    “We are still under wartime policy,” the recruiter had told her parents. He had an envelope in his hand. He sounded sorry. “She has two parents who are successful ninjas. We would be remiss to overlook her potential based upon that alone.”

    The Third Shinobi War never ended. Konoha needs more soldiers, grabbing anyone who can fight, especially those who can't say no.

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    20 Mar 2020