Making_excuses



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    Jenson and Will sometimes have trouble communicating, usually not for the same reasons most couples have.

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    Everyone has a phobia, even Formula 1 drivers.

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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    All Clint wanted was to feel like James Bond for a bit. Bucky, of course, had to ruin it.

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    11 Dec 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    Clint really enjoys casual sex with a wide range of people, including half the superhero community. Which would be fine, if the walls at the Tower weren't thin enough for Bucky to hear pretty much everything that went on in Clint's bedroom.

    Or if he hadn't stupidly fallen in love with the guy.

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    10 Dec 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    Every midsummer, Prince Tony throws a masquerade ball and every year, Clint dresses up in stolen finery, puts on a mask, and spends the night pretending to be a nobleman just so he can spend a few precious hours with the fascinating man in the wolf mask. It's the best part of his life, the thing that makes everything else worthwhile.

    This year is going to be their last masquerade.

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    10 Dec 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Never agree to anything that means you'll someday have to pose for an oil painting.

    (One ordinary morning, with toast.)

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    20 Nov 2019

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    “I hope you don’t mind, it's simply elven way to be proud of your marriage” then he continued as if he hadn’t just dropped a bomb shell “however I endeavor to respect your cultural and personal preferences as best as possible”

    The moment between them sizzled, Gimli felt himself as a kettle, quickly reaching his boiling point.

    Then, as Legolas leaned forward to collect himself, and the tea, Gimli exploded “You’re married!?”

    Legolas flinched slightly in reaction blinking down at him with large elf eyes, a small questioning smile worked its way onto his lips “what are you-” he stopped short, and as the realization dawned on him, he gave the tiniest “oh”

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    Inspired by this prompt on tumblr
    https://spork-of-rae.tumblr.com/post/176490644116/spork-of-rae-hc-about-legolas-and-gimlis-first

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    Legolas thought Gimli understood elven traditions regarding marriage and sex. Gimli does not. This is the story of what happens when an elf and a dwarf accidentally get married while in the middle of a giant war. Featuring a very exasperated human ranger.

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    19 Nov 2019