- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (43)
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- Hannibal Lecter Tetralogy - Thomas Harris (3)
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- Venom (Movie 2018) (2)
Harry is betrayed. Harry gets a second chance to do it all over again.
There is just one catch. If Harry gets to keep his memories from his previous life, so does Voldemort.
When Harry Potter, magical zoologist and Britain's only parselmouth hears the rumour of a basilisk named Voldemort living in an Indian forest he rushes to investigate.
What he finds is more, much more, than he could ever imagine.
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Venom (Movie 2018), X-Men - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
04 Jan 2020
Ellie ends up lost in space and it's all Eddie Brock's pet alien's fault. What's a girl to do stuck in a shithole alien world? Hunt scum, of course.
Din is in desperate need of a babysitter who can take care of the child and herself. He finds her in the most unexpected of places.
Together they must protect their strange little family from space nazis while discovering the legends of the Jedi baby snatching cult.
Meanwhile, back on earth, Eddie gets roped into an impossible rescue mission. Anything to stay out of prison and get his symbiote back.
1) Venom has to learn to clean his plate.
2) Venom discovers online shopping. Eddie is not amused.
A series of slice of life symbrock vignettes.
18 Nov 2014
Tony glares at Coulson. “So basically, what you’re saying is, you want me to babysit Captain America, who, incidentally, doesn’t even remember how to tie his own shoes.”
“Oh no,” Coulson says with that infuriating smile of his, “he remembers that much. He just doesn’t remember being an American Icon. Or any details of his life.”
Because we all know that should Tony get his hands on an amnesiac!Steve pre-Avengers movie, the first thing he’d do was get the guy laid.
Written for the Avengers kinkmeme.
“The only reason any of this is happening at all is because of you. You seek me out. Again and again and again. You bring me back. This isn’t my party at all. It’s yours.”
There was no denying the tension in Harry now and relishing the achievement, Tom pressed even closer, invading Harry’s personal space, nearly making him flatten against the window.
“So tell me, Harry, why do you keep inviting me to play?”
Or, in other words, being dead means jack shit.
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jan 2020
Harry's name comes out of the goblet and he's had enough, he's sick of pretending to be stupid, he's sick of constantly fighting against the whole world. It's time to step up and take control of his life.
When a heavily abused Harry Potter finds a pitch black snake with ice blue eyes in the garden his life shall soon change, but for the better? It turns out that the snake in truth is Lucifer, fallen archangel and ruler of Hell. How will the wizarding world react to their hero and saviour who befriended the devil himself?
22 Jan 2020
“The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”
“I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”
Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.
Harry has some weird words on his left wrist. That must be one of those strange things that Aunt Petunia hates so much. But it's okay! He likes them.
Then, it all turns even weirder. Hogwarts, magic, a Headmaster and a Dark Lord await Harry - he would prefer if they all just left him alone, thank you very much.
But when has it ever mattered what Harry wants?
Bookmarked by Maeglin_Yedi
10 Jan 2020