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    Simon wonders what time it is, but can’t know without checking his phone. He really doesn’t want to check his phone. If he ignores the messages he can pretend that his emails were never posted in the first place and that his life is just going on as usual.

    Alternatively titled "Love, Simon But If His Friends Weren't Awful"

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    24 Feb 2021

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    Five times people surprise Sam with their reactions, plus the one time Sam does the same to them (and shows everyone how it’s done).

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    23 Feb 2021

  3. Rec 17

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    The press of a body sliding into the bed behind him wakes Mace from a light sleep, too alert for any real sort of surprise, and he huffs as thick arms wrap around him, shift him.

    “So you took my invitation after all,” he says, and there's a sound behind him, rough and amused.

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    20 Feb 2021

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    People say that little girls grow up and marry someone just like their fathers. Darcy never really believed in any of that, because, well, her father wasn’t anyone’s role model.

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    19 Feb 2021

  5. Rec 73

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    “What,” Fox says flatly, “is that?”

    “Trouble, sir,” Thire says, which is astonishingly prescient for him.

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    18 Feb 2021