LipstickAndMurder



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    How Bucky Barnes accidently became an Avenger and married Steve Rogers. Or some shit like that.

    (Coincidentally, or not, the summary was also the working title.)

    ETA: Complete at chapter 17. Chapter 18 is just a note.

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    15 Aug 2019

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    Clint is only a couple of sips into his cardboard cup of coffee, his brain barely out of neutral, which is probably why it takes him so long to realize that some damn psycho is trying to kidnap his dog.

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    “I’m not some charity case,” Bucky says pugnaciously.

    “I didn’t think you were,” Clint answers back readily enough. “I mean, I can tell you’re fucked up for sure, but of the two of us, I’m probably the bigger disaster. My sleep schedule is shit, and I drink coffee straight from the pot. I sing in the shower even though I’m deaf as fuck. I have arrows everywhere because I’m an archer — did I tell you that? And I was raised in a literal circus, so I’m not exactly domestic. Let’s see, what else?” He squints down at the ground, rubbing the back of his neck. “Oh, yeah, I won the building in a poker game with the Russian mafia and every once in awhile they show up and try to take it back, but usually I handle it, no problem. Uh...”

    Clint happens to looks up and Bucky’s eyes are wide, his mouth hanging open. Clint’s hand freezes where he’s rubbing the back of his neck, suddenly embarrassed. Yeah, when you put it all out there at once, it doesn’t sound so good.

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    10 Aug 2019

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    In which Clint is right where he's meant to be.

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    09 Aug 2019

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    “You can’t bring a dog,” Tony says.

     

    Clint just shrugs at that. “Well, I have been thinking about retiring.”

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    09 Aug 2019

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    “What, were you just going to leave after you rode the Ferris wheel?” Bucky asks sarcastically. Clint shrugs and grins sheepishly. “You were, weren’t you,” Bucky says in disbelief. “Did you not know about the two-person rule, or were you just hoping that some poor schmuck would see your sad face and take pity on you?”

     

    Clint bumps his shoulder. “Worked, didn’t it?”

     

    “Shut up,” Bucky grumbles, feelings his cheeks heat.

     

    Or, Bucky goes to an amusement park to watch his sister and ends up finding a certain blond-haired archer to spend the day with.

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    08 Aug 2019