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  1. Public Bookmark 53

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    A giant, wild, magical snake spent the school year using Hogwarts' plumbing as its own personal motorway. The definition of a health hazard. So of course a bunch of students got sick. Basic math, that. The problem is that the student's are home for the summer holiday. The problem is coordinating their care. The problem is that Harry lives with the Dursley's.

    The problem is that the twin's figure, hey, we stole him once- we can do it again. Which is kidnapping and illegal.

    Bill and Charley have one goal. Keep the twin's from incarceration for as long as possible.

    Takes place in the summer before the third year/Prisoner of Azkaban.

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    14 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    “And I you. Is our Rilla here?” Damien fought back the fluttering that was starting to begin again in his chest, if both of them were here already that reduced the amount of time he could put this off—
    “Yes, she is in the room below us. I can have Keep fetch her for you, if you’d like.”
    Damien breathed in his smell.
    (oh saint, please grant me your tranquility…) “I have something I wanted to show you, both of you.”

    In which Damien finally gives in to a lifelong longing, Arum does not understand what all the fuss is about, and Rilla wants her boys to know how much she loves them.

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    05 Sep 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    Subtitle: Vines, What Can't They Do?

    Step 1) Create magic/science vines as a botany experiment

    Step 2) Wait, they can do *that*?

    Step 3) Orgasms

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    04 Sep 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    “Sure,” Juno nodded, feeling lost. He gave a nervous laugh, “So, what? You trying to say that you’re part alien?”

    He grinned, teasing, until he saw Nureyev’s face. There was a grim set to his jaw, an intensity in his eyes, and Juno’s mouth fell open.

    “Wait —”

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    04 Sep 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    “This is a terrible idea.”

    Peter sighed. “Whatever happened to you not believing in ghost stories?”

    “I still don't. But I do remember what happened the last time you went around stealing stuff that belonged to an ancient alien civilization we know almost nothing about.”

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    03 Sep 2021