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    And thus began the very strange circumstance of their fake dating in public and real fucking in absolute secret. It was, with no comparison, the weirdest relationship Draco had ever been in – which was to say, it wasn't one.

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    31 Jul 2019

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    Just one conversation between two eleven year old boys goes slightly differently, and the world changes. Just how much will be different with Harry being sorted into Slytherin, and how much will stay the same?

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    22 Jul 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    Fanart of Flanger Johannes as Homsar, wearing a $25,000 Montecristi Panama hat, gathers medium brown rocks in Advent space (Pop: Rocks) for Kitcha Kanna as the King of Town.

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    03 Feb 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 89

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    "Look," Kylo said. "I'll try to keep you from even having to meet them. I just — if we could take a couple cute selfies for me to show them, if you could just … text me all weekend, that's all I need. Just to get them off my back. It would be a massive favor."

    "All right," Hux said slowly. "I'll do it. If it's — just a few selfies."

    Kylo grinned at him. No — beamed at him. His eyes crinkled at the corners. "Thanks, Hux. You're a lifesaver."

    "Oh, well," Hux said modestly. "Anything for my favorite bartender."

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    09 Feb 2018

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    Chicago, Fake Dating, Happy Cry.

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Jack had two years of his memories stolen by the Time Agency. How does Ianto Jones factor into the former con-man's past?

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    12 Jun 2017