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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    Some well-meaning Jake-and-Nog shenanigans leave Garak in an awkward predicament: he transforms into a lizard the size of a watermelon. Naturally, he won’t let anyone care for him but Julian – but then Julian turns into a tiny antelope. Waiting for a remedy to this nonsense, Julian and Garak hunker down in the O’Briens’ quarters, with labelled balloons attached to them so they don’t get lost behind the furniture.

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    30 May 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Julian and Jake get drunk and offend Garak's sense of decency.

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    04 May 2020

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    In which we discover exactly why Crowley hated the 14th century, Crowley holds back, Aziraphale strides forward, and these two idiots finally just kiss, already.

    (This fic fills in the night between the Last Day and the New Beginning. Aziraphale goes home with Crowley. Love & sexiness ensue. Chapter 3 is the only explicit chapter.)

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    02 Mar 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 92

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    He was going to kill Garak. Or f*ck him. Probably both.

    Though not in that order.

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    19 Feb 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    Following a disastrous attempt to have casual sex with a stranger, Data finds himself in desperate need of a program that will make him more sexually appealing to human lovers. He turns to the only person who he can trust to help him: Will Riker

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    13 Feb 2020