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    When Eggsy confesses his feelings for Harry, he's rebuffed for no clear reason. It's not their age, or that Harry is Arthur, and there's definitely no rules against it in the damned HR manual. But Harry's asexual, and he doesn't think it will work out between them. Eggsy is sure it will.

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    Eggsy's called off on an emergency mission after his mum's already gone to work and the only person available to babysit on such short notice is Harry.

    There's a wobbly, suspicious sort of truce between them and it feels as brittle as the pinky wafers Harry finds languishing in the back of a kitchen cupboard.

    "Listen," he tells Daisy, folding up like a concertina to sit cross-legged on the living room rug beside her, "it's far too late for elevenses and far too early for lunch, but time is a man-made construct and really doesn't mean a thing, so let's eat biscuits."

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    Harry Hart should not be allowed within fifty feet of tiny runty puppies because he loses all reason. When he finds an abandoned teacup schnauzer searching for food in the bins, he immediately decides he’s going to be its mother and brings it home to love forever. Obviously he doesn’t stop to consider the fact that he’s out of the country more often than not so all the actual looking after is going to fall on Merlin, who has a deep disdain for people who make their dogs wear clothes and thinks anything smaller than a wolfhound is basically a pointless rodent.

    Meanwhile, Eggsy is floundering on probation after grassing up Dean and his thugs in return for escaping jail time for his part in all their previous criminal activity. Life is looking pretty bleak, no money and no prospects - until he meets a ridiculous eccentric couple and their amazing little dog, and is hired as its nanny.

    Contains deeply inappropriate use of the phrases "good boy", "bad boy", and "where’s your squeaky balls?"

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    07 Nov 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    Eggsy never could have imagined a job as perfect as dog nanny to the world's tiniest and most wonderful puppy, but an unexpected jailbreak just has to come along and threaten everything. Good thing his bosses are real life action heroes. You can pick up all kinds of skills from friends like that.

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  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    Eggsy never could have imagined a job as perfect as dog nanny to the world's tiniest and most wonderful puppy, but an unexpected jailbreak just has to come along and threaten everything. Good thing his bosses are real life action heroes. You can pick up all kinds of skills from friends like that.

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