LeanMeanSaltineMachine
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there are no legible signs by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Feb 2021
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Martin joins Tim and Sasha for a night of Minecraft.
It goes... well?
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it never feels the same as before by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Dec 2020
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a collection of flash fiction/drabbles about people i know and vibes i've felt inspired by the fears.
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1. it would break the repression to say it's sad so much of your life is defined by fear so put it back. hammer the nails back in. there we go. better.
2. you're looking for something / you keep looking / you keep looking.
3. i am so alone in here. i am so alone out there. aren't we always alone. weren't we meant to be alone?18. webs, chess, writing. put things where they need to go.
19. Eye to microscope, eye to macroscope, eye to muscle, eye to flesh. -
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One falsely accused soldier and one double-masked lord meet at a ball. What happens next will change the world.
Or, at the very least, provide a significant hindrance to one Jonah Magnus.
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i believe you could lead the way by LeanMeanSaltineMachine for NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
06 Sep 2020
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So Percy was stolen from his Vex and from his Vax. He watched and aided the steady destruction of his town. His family wasted away in the dungeons.
But fate is not always unkind - there is faith, and friendship, and true love. There are quests and noble almost-heroes for every villain. And sometimes, when a family is found and souls reunited, the world is made change to something better.
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dust can't settle by DuskDragon39, LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
02 Sep 2020
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You open the file.
"The following collection of audio recordings comes from a road trip undertaken by Lee and Dusk in the summer and fall of 2015. The two traveled to the Chicago and Denver branch offices to collect old statements for archival purposes. They ended up coming back not only with statements from the branch offices, but from across the country- including some recordings of their own supernatural experiences.
... and no, we still don't know why the car could talk."
A series of statements from across the American West and Mid-West, as collected by two Archival Assistants from the San Francisco Institute for the Unusual and Paranormal.
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(we) have seen what the darkness does by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 May 2020
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Ripples by Blue_Sunshine
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
23 Apr 2020
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If you are going to cast stones in ponds, you should expect to get wet.
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- Part 17 of The Desert Storm
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01 Mar 2021
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The 212th Attack Battalion's Guide to Staging Rescues by antigrav_vector, Quarra
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Feb 2021
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Here goes nothing.
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28 Feb 2021
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Let Me Feel It Out by peachykeen_jb
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
23 Feb 2021
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Luke glanced around the room and when no adult approached them, he turned back to the little boy and asked, “Do you know where your parents are?”
The kid blinked at him, but he merely shrugged and turned back toward the glass. Luke hummed and considered what to do next. He figured it was best to keep the child calm until his parents came looking for him. Then again, this kid seemed perfectly calm and content to just stare at the alligators all day.
“Are alligators your favorite animal?” he asked.
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AKA Modern AU where Luke’s a zookeeper, Din is a single dad, and Grogu really likes reptiles.Series
- Part 1 of Zookeeper!Luke AU
Bookmarked by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
24 Feb 2021
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“They’re lovely,” Luke said, and if the pleasure in his voice seemed genuine, his brow furrowed slightly in consternation. Din shrugged uncomfortably, because what was he supposed to do—bring a gift for the kids and nothing for their teacher?
Or, Din's been accidentally courting Luke.
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24 Feb 2021
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i think i'm gonna marry you by snapdragonpop007
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
27 Dec 2020
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It is an ancient tradition on Mandalore, that before you can ask for someone’s hand in marriage, you first have to defeat them in battle to prove your abilities to care for and provide for the family you’ll have. If you are not a capable warrior, you are not a capable spouse.
Luke didn't realize he had already skipped that step.
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24 Feb 2021