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  1. Public Bookmark 56

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    “It’s adorable that you think you can compromise with me on this,” Louis says. He places his hands on his hips and tries his best to look intimidating. “But I am not budging on this. Every book pun you say will result in one quarter in the jar.”

    “What jar?” Harry asks. He furrows his eyebrows together.

    Louis rolls his eyes. “Like a swear jar, but now I’m going to make yours ‘Harry’s dumbass pun jar.’ Maybe I’ll have you put a quarter in for every pun you say, not just the ones about books. Niall was right - you tell the worst jokes.”

    “One time Niall told me I’d never said a funny joke in my life,” Harry says casually.

    “Funny. He told me that too.”

    or, louis and harry work in a bookstore together and harry tells dumb jokes and they fall in love

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    “you know, i offered for you to fake out me, but, i don’t know anything about you other than you being my biggest celebrity crush probably since posh spice.”

    louis almost chokes on his chicken, “jesus christ,” he sputters.

    harry takes a swig of his beer with a smirk. “i was very disappointed when you didn’t say i was your celebrity crush after you came out.”

    louis almost cries. “you know i did plan on it. then i ran into you narrating taking a piss and talking about my ass and i thought ‘wow this kid does talk some shit’ and decided against it.”

    harry barks out a laugh, his ears tinged red. he takes a bite of his pizza. “i suppose i do have no filter while high.”

    louis rolls his eyes, “bit of an understatement, mate.”

    harry giggles, “whatever pal,” louis screams internally.

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    Or, the one where actor louis tomlinson and one direction superstar harry styles try to fake a sex tape to help harry get out of the closet and they both get more than they bargained for.

    EDIT: this has two chapters, one capitalized, one uncapitalized.

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    14 Oct 2017

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    Louis goes to bed having ordered a nineteen year-old husband.
     

    Louis is set to inherit the family farm after the death of his father, but after finding out that he needs to be married in order to do so, purchasing a nineteen year-old, mail-order husband named Harry Styles seems to be the easiest answer.

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    18 Mar 2017

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    08 Feb 2017