Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Nov 2015
"So maybe it really actually starts like this: Draco is gifted a truly horribly ugly Christmas jumper by his mother, and is guilt-tripped into wearing it at work.
Apparently Harry takes the hideousness of the jumper to mean that Draco is okay with receiving terribly ugly things for presents, because the next time he’s abroad – in bloody Chicago – he brings back an eagle with the American flag on its back that is capable of singing the first three lines of the American anthem if you press it on the stomach back for Draco."
Five years after the war Draco is working a tech developer job in the Auror Office, and it's all great except this one thing: Harry Potter works there, too. Things only become stranger when Harry starts bringing Draco ugly souvenirs back from his work travels. When Harry then shows up injured in Draco's flat, Draco considers the possibility that he's going insane.
The one where Bond really, really isn't used to sleeping with people who don't tragically die soon afterward.
Sitting in a safe house that looks like an office building on its outside, and more like a palace from the inside, Greg feels very keenly that this entire situation stems directly from a phone call which happened over a decade ago.
Greg and Mycroft are caught in a minor explosion. Unfortunately, said explosion takes place in a highly classified government bio research lab. To err on the safe side, they'll need to spend two weeks together in isolation. What could possibly happen next?
TFW your fuckbuddy saves you from your awful, terrible, no-good, very bad day, and takes care of you and is very sweet. Or: Greg Loses Sleep, His Car, And His Flat, Gains a Boyfriend.
“Mmhmm.” Greg gestured at the TV. “Netflix,” he said. “And chill.”
“Netflix and what?”
“It means sex, Mycroft.”
“It does not.”
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