Kleenexwoman



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    These are based on kleenexwoman's dream of MTF Napoleon and secretly FTM Illya.

    I mostly write them to make kleenexwoman smile, or proud of me or something, because she's wonderful.

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    Illya Kuryakin, New York's most depressingly introverted hipster, is recruited into the UNCLE to work with a group of other 20-something kids who really have nothing to do but save the world.

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  1. Public Bookmark 85

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    When Crowley returns from Hell with an infernal compulsion to tempt, it's up to Aziraphale to protect the humans of London from Crowley and Crowley from himself.

    Or, Crowley gives Aziraphale a kinky engraved invitation, and Aziraphale interprets it to mean "Please guard my chastity until I can think clearly."

    Note: Dubcon warning does not apply to sex.

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    18 Nov 2019

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    It starts in Eden and ends the spring after the Notocalypse. Friendship! Romance! They get to have fun! And then they get chewed up physically and emotionally, I don't make the rules, that's just life! Job satisfaction porn! No smut! Abusive work environments! Weaponized customer service!The Guardian Angel of Queers, and Soho, and Crowley! Perfect for downloading and reading when you have the flu! Author writes well but cannot write dust jacket copy to save her life!

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    28 Sep 2019

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    4l8r

  3. Public Bookmark 63

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    Drunk!Andy is celebrating eighteen months at Auto Universe when she encounters Miranda in an alley behind a leather bar. A divorced Miranda who regularly dresses as a cop and hires women for sex. Shameless, dirty, smutty, dubcon ridiculousness ensues.

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    17 Aug 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 66

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    The guy who rocked up next to Crowley tapped a finger against the bar to signal the bartender. He was dressed impeccably in a white linen suit, white shirt, and lavender tie. A platinum Rolex flashed on his wrist. He threw Crowley a look when the bartender near the till didn’t drop what she was doing to head over immediately. “Can you believe this? The service in this place is a joke.”

    Crowley gave him another once over. He looked sorta familiar, but then again, with his combed back hair and toothy smile he looked like practically every other upper management wanker in the hotel. Crowley went back to his boozing. He should’ve gone for the correspondence course.

    tl;dr: That time in the early 80s when Crowley went to the States to do a blessing for Aziraphale and accidentally hooked up with his boss.

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    16 Aug 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    Prompt: They run into each other at ye olde orgy someplace back when those are just a thing and they argue and/or flirt and then each end up having their first time with some random humans while staring and eye-fucking each other from across the room. Please and thank you!

    For Good Omens Kink prompt post #1, unbeta'd

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    08 Aug 2019

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