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    I was having a bad day. The kind that starts with a baseball bat to the head, and ends with a really smug demon helping you out of a summoning circle.

    Set early on DF, just post Death Masks. Post-book for GO.

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    20 Aug 2019

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    Crowley has always recognised Aziraphale's weakness for the more sensuous earthly delights such as food, music and alcohol - and indeed the way he takes pleasure in sharing them with Crowley - so with hindsight it really shouldn't have come as such a surprise to him when Aziraphale suggested adding sex to the list.

    Crowley has one problem and one problem only with this suggestion - if they're sleeping together, can he go on hiding the fact he's in love with him?

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    18 Aug 2019

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    In which Aziraphale has no intention of selling books to anyone at all, let alone this infuriatingly persistent customer. No matter how nice his cheekbones are...

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    18 Aug 2019

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    If you were to ask Aziraphale he would say that it's completely reasonable to love people who want to study and discuss books. And that feeling he gets when they come and ask him for help isn't Pride no. It just so happens that having lived for millennia means he's the best primary source on the planet. It would be selfish to not share his knowledge if you think about it.

    If you were to ask Crowley he would say that it may have more to do with the fact that that grad students can't afford to buy any of the books.

    [inspired by/based on a tumblr post by dragtimdrake]

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    18 Aug 2019

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    Story Summary: Crowley crashes Passover at the Beltzner house.
    This post (https://mehofkirkwall.tumblr.com/post/186200392189/captainlordauditor-mehofkirkwall) gave me all the happy feels. This fic is based on that.

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    11 Aug 2019