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Harry's life is a bit of a disaster across the board, but it's particularly messy when it comes to love. Because Harry might have feelings for his best friend, and he definitely has feelings for his best friend's brother, and he sometimes sleeps with his other friend, for whom he has no feelings whatsoever. Then things somehow manage to get even more complicated when Draco Malfoy twerks his way back into Harry's life one night at a muggle strip club.
Because as it turns out, Draco's a stripper. And he's gotten really, really fit. And his sugar daddy is a married club owner.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Harry's lonely in the aftermath of his divorce. Except for the weekends that he has the kids, Harry's cooking gourmet meals for one in his big, empty farmhouse, with only his seven cats for company.
Until, that is, Harry finds Al and Lily playing with Scorpius Malfoy in the front yard, and learns that Draco Malfoy is his closest wizarding neighbor. Oh, and also, Harry's favorite cat is stolen (multiple times!) by someone who had the audacity to put a sparkly pink collar on her, with a nametag that reads "Plumeria Seraphin Snugglybug". These things (Malfoy and the cat-snatching) may or may not be related.
Featuring: a cat-loving Harry who loves to cook, has playdates with Pansy Parkinson, and tends to rap when he's wasted, and good-dad Draco Malfoy who's still a prat, albeit an irritatingly attractive and charming one.
Also featuring: a slew of adorable children, a stolen cat named Stormy, copious amounts of sexual tension, divorce betting pools, amoral yet charismatic Slytherins, peeping-tom Harry, foot massages given while under the influence, Harry's first time with a bloke, and did I mention cats?
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How Pansy Parkinson Fell In Love (In Six Easy Steps) by Kbrick
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Apr 2021
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Pansy doesn't believe in love because love is for idiots.
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Eighth Year isn't what Draco or Harry expected. Harry's horribly lonely in the aftermath of his breakup with Ginny, Draco's stuck in a clandestine friends-with-benefits situation with a closeted Blaise, and neither one of them can ever get any bloody sleep. But when our favorite boys bond over their insomnia-related woes, things start looking up.
A Hogwarts Eighth-Year fic about finding hope in unlikely places, set to a 90’s playlist
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All of Harry's friends are friends with Draco Malfoy, but Draco won't give Harry the time of day. Which is fine. It totally doesn't hurt Harry's feelings, no, not at all, and anyway, Draco's probably still an arsehole. A beautiful, sexy arsehole Harry would like to shag. Like, a LOT.
Perhaps he'll get his opportunity on New Year's Eve.
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If an Injury Is to Be Inflicted by shealwaysreads (onereader) for Quicksilvermaid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Oct 2020
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If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.
Harry Potter disappeared a year after the Battle of Hogwarts, and with him went all hope for true change in magical Britain.
Three years later, Draco indulges himself and attends his first Dog Fight—the infamous underground fights with no rules, no referee, and no points system bar blood on the floor. The game was simple: you win, or you die.
A glint of green amidst the blood-red changes everything.
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19 Apr 2021
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(Fucking) Harry Fucking Potter by bixgirl1 for Mzuul
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Feb 2019
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It had to have been a dream, didn't it?
...Fuck.
Bookmarked by Kbrick
04 Mar 2021
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His house liked Draco Malfoy more than him.
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19 Feb 2021
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A fuck-or-die fairytale in which Draco Malfoy lives a despicable and unapologetic life — that is, until he's cursed to die unless he can fall in love with and fuck Harry Potter.
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18 Feb 2021