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    Okay, so the real problem is that you shouldn’t fuck your arch-rival, political enemy, and the person you loathe the most in the world where you work. Or like, at least, you shouldn’t keep doing that.

    But okay, the thing that Descartes or whoever didn’t know was that Steve really tries, but Bucky Barnes has a mouth that should probably constitute an eighth sin or something.

    Jesus fucking Christ, Sam’s going to kill him.

    (or—Steve’s best friend is the U.S. Constitution and he can’t seem to stop fucking a hot Republican. They shouldn’t fall in love, but somehow they do. That’s it, that’s the fic.)

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    25 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 64

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    The duct tape had already been cut. Probably because the guy hadn't checked the label until after he opened it and realized it wasn’t his. Bucky looks into the box, wondering what costume he ended up ordering. He stops.
    There are a few things that become clear to Bucky in this moment:
    1. There may be some modicum of truth to the rumor that the end unit is currently being occupied by an internationally wanted fugitive.
    2. That internationally wanted fugitive also just so happens to be Captain America.
    3. Captain fucking America is standing in his doorway right now.
    4. The most popular costume on the Party City website is a Captain America costume.
    Fuck.

    Or the one where Bucky orders a shitty Captain America costume online, and it gets sent to Steve by accident.

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    24 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Wartime Bucky Barnes, the packaging declared, but the costume in the picture did not resemble anything Bucky had actually worn on the front lines. The model was wearing a belted, navy blue leotard with matching boots, a domino mask, and most offensively, bright red tights.

    or, the one where Steve is turned on by a comics!Bucky Halloween costume and Bucky decides to indulge him

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    24 Oct 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Podfic reading of The Very Thought of You, written by what_alchemy.

    Author's summary:
    Bucky's got a date with the prettiest girl in Brooklyn. If only he could stop wishing she were someone else.

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    26 Sep 2019

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    22 Aug 2019

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