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    The notification sound isn’t the one that he’s got assigned to Jack, which is why he doesn’t feel any panic when Holster hums an agreement and leans over to peer at Bitty’s phone screen.

    At least, not until Holster says his name in the tone of a person with a slowly growing suspicion. “Bitty,” he says, very expectantly. “Who is ‘Good Robert’, and why is he blowing up your phone?”

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    Jack breathed. Once, twice.
    You can do it. You just have to tell George about you and Bittle, and you'll feel so much better.
    George beat him to it, though.

    “Eric Bittle, your old teammate. I want him with the Falcs, the minute he graduates.”

    Well, now he couldn’t talk, could he.

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    16 Sep 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 54

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    This is inspired by a Tumblr post about the difference between having a nickname everyone around you uses versus when someone uses your first name with the group that usually uses the nickname. Jack decides to come out about his relationship with Bitty except he doesn't call him Bitty...

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    16 Aug 2022

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    Jack had first heard of Eric Bittle when he became the first out NCAA men's hockey captain. Then Bittle signed with Toronto, becoming the first out NHL player. That's how Jack met him.

    Now he's being traded to the Falconers, which means that he and Jack need to have a conversation. Because they've done a lot more than meet since then.

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    20 Jul 2022

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    Eric Bittle, of Bitty's Bakery, is very excited to have been chosen as a contestant for the Food Network Challenge. He's even more excited to find out that he's making a cake for the NHL new-Cup winners, the Falconers.

    Jack Zimmerman, of the Falconers, doesn't know anything about cake, and will be the first to tell you that he feels wholly unqualified to judge a cake-making competition. At least Alexei is there to help ease things a little. Honestly, all he's really expecting is to be very awkward on camera for the entire segment, and to eat a lot of cake that's not really in his diet plan.

    That's how it starts.

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    11 May 2022