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    09 Jun 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 54

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    It’s 8am on a Monday morning at the short-staffed Laketown Coffeehouse, and Bard has absolutely no attention to spare for anything except the incessant rush of orders, much less the blonde-haired man he just spilled coffee on and who is now demanding that Bard pay his dry cleaning bill.

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    09 Jun 2020

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    Hux wants a dick pic from his recent hook-up. Unfortunately, he texts the wrong number.

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    10 Jan 2020

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    Knot pic. Knot pic -- and from the look of it, the owner needs to see a medical professional immediately. Tomato emoji, eggplant emoji, three water emojis, winky-face emoji.

    Oh, for God’s sake.

    Her glands are already itchy and she’s changed her underwear twice. Unless she wants to spend three days in writhing misery, she’s going to have to swipe right on one of these prize winners.

    Message: Hi. I saw your post. I would like to have a conversation with you, if you’re willing.

    (Alternate Summary: the author completely loses her mind and decides to throw another PWP A/B/O smutfest onto the garbage heap.)

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    20 Dec 2019

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    Aziraphale knows he’s a solitary person. He knows Crowley may very well be his only true friend. He doesn’t mind this. He does, however, very much mind learning that his coworkers have a betting pool on whether he’ll be coming alone to the department holiday party next week. He especially minds when he learns that the reason there is a betting pool in the first place is because their intern, young Newton Pulsifer, is the only one naïve enough to believe Aziraphale might have a date.

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    In retaliation to a bet made against him, Aziraphale asks Crowley to be his date to the office holiday party. Certainly there are no flaws to be found in this plan. Certainly the secret love Aziraphale has been harboring for Crowley for the past several years won't be an issue. Certainly not.

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    17 Dec 2019