JoyisaBike
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Yennefer-centric drabbles (ish, I'm not quite sticking to the 100 words exactly) (update: I have entirely abandoned the 100 words policy. It's all chaos now. Who even knows what's happening anymore?), loosely connected. Probably eventually ending up in post-show ot3 territory. Mainly I'm throwing things out here as I desperately try to remember how to do writing, so I apologise if the quality is not high.
Featuring Yennefer and Jaskier ending up in bed, Geralt saying "hmmm", Yennefer wants everything and ponders the definition of 'everything', Jaskier may or may not have a life that Geralt knows nothing about, and whatever other chaos I can think of throwing at this.
She wakes up first, and watches his face. He’s so mobile when he’s awake: gesturing, expressing, noisy. Asleep, he’s different. Sweet, maybe, if she liked sweet. -
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Very short, mostly unrelated one shots of various avengers characters having sex. There is no plot here, this is just little smut ficlets (smutlets?) that I wrote last weekend and decided to post here. Steve likes lipstick, Darcy likes Sif, Jane and Thor have a lot in common, and Pepper is hot.
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Reasons why HYDRA should not use FedEx by JoyisaBike
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
30 Jul 2016
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HYDRA loses the Winter Soldier in transit. Darcy Lewis gets an interesting package in the post. Jane just wants to do science. Alexander Pierce is having a Bad Day, and Steve Rogers is confused. Tony Stark turns up in there somewhere, but we probably shouldn't stroke his ego by mentioning that. Also includes milkshake and light angst.
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After Lucius Malfoy's failure at the Ministry of Magic, Voldemort has decided that Draco Malfoy will become a Death Eater in his place. Narcissa intends not only to prevent that from happening, but to give Draco as much time as possible to escape...
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Years before the war, Narcissa Malfoy had an affair with Lily Evans. How does she react when her lover dies? This is a short character study which diverts from canon. Also, please excuse the bad title.
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The Witcher and the Ranger Walked into a Tavern by Hyrulehearts1123, sageclover61 for AltyEx
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
25 May 2020
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and there was only one corner table in the back of the tavern.
The crack au nobody asked for, with enough soft broody fluff to give you a mouthful of cavities.
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If You Could Say It In Words (There Would Be No Season To Paint) by FairyTrashMother
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Feb 2021
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It starts, as many of Lambert’s most life changing moments do, which is to say with Lambert saying something really fucking stupid, and Aiden delighting in holding him to it and taking it way farther than he’d intended.
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Aiden is the first person to put Lambert in a dress and Lambert learns some things about both of them.
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Queen of Gondor and Mistress of Buckland by Leonor (DachOsmin) for FireEye
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
19 Aug 2019
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A Treatise on the Mutability of Imperial History by DachOsmin for Serenade
Fandoms: The Goblin Emperor - Katherine Addison
08 Feb 2017
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There are a number of competing narratives regarding the first meeting of Deret Beshelar and Cala Athmaza, first nohecharei to Edrehasivar VII, Ethuverazhid Zhas.
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Second Impressions by DachOsmin for Serenade
Fandoms: The Goblin Emperor - Katherine Addison
14 Feb 2017
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Deret meets Cala for the first time in a seedy bar in the low district of Aveio.