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    A comedy series of stories revolving around the Ineffable Husbands, and their run-ins with Ineffable Bureaucracy. Or maybe it's the other way round?

    All stories make sense as standalones. However, some jokes span across multiple stories.

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    Crowley has a wonderful invention that he's just dying to try.

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    06 Feb 2020

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    It was…intriguing, Aziraphale had to admit. “Curiosity killed the cat,” he told himself sternly. But then, satisfaction brought it back – wasn’t that the rest of the saying? However it went, he could already tell that he would be fretting the night away if he didn’t give in to temptation.

    (Aziraphale discovers that Crowley satisfied his loneliness in the previous decade by posting intimate videos of himself online - videos that Aziraphale himself was never meant to see.)

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    27 Jan 2020

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    There were whole worlds of pleasure Aziraphale knew nothing about. The idea of introducing Aziraphale to so much new temptation and delight had Crowley hard and aching already. And the idea of making Aziraphale lose control, of unraveling him at the seams until he spilled out into Crowley’s hands, made his mouth water. He swallowed. "Please. Let me show you."

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    25 Jan 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Prompt for the husbands going to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show and ending up riled up from it as well as wall sex.
    In terms of summary that about covers it as well.

    Aziraphale was not aware of what to expect from a viewing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show and is extremely pleasantly surprised when Crowley turns up in full costume. While the show gives enough time for Aziraphale to start teasing his demon the true fun doesn't start until they're back at the bookshop.

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    24 Dec 2019

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    It's about making a home together. It takes some getting used to, to take all this longing and transmute it into love, into something shared, but Aziraphale is here to help him get used to it. Especially on a stormy day in the cottage.

    What better way to spend it than making love over and over and over?

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    09 Dec 2019

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