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  1. Public Bookmark 99

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    Dr Flug, in building a device that will boost the strength of the wi-fi in the mansion, accidentally ends all war, famine and disease, single-handedly launching humanity into a shining golden age where strife is a bitter memory. Black Hat, a creature of utmost evil now slowly dying without a constant stream of malevolence to gorge on, sets out to undo world peace one misdeed at a time in a quest to restore his powers and re-establish his dominance as a one-man atrocity.

    Doing so is not easy when all you have is a suit, a stolen van and three idiots in tow.

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    19 Sep 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    It’s been 4 years since the last Diamond Ball, and 6004 years since the last Diamond Ball that didn’t end in a massive disaster. Spinel is eager to take on the challenge of planning the next one, even if it means being directly compared to Her.

    Steven knows what that feels like and he wants to be there for her like his friends were there for him. Ideally, without the whole ‘being thrown in gem jail’ part this time.

    There may not be any ‘Happily Eva Aftas' but with hard work and some patience, there will always be happily ever 'Right nows'.

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    18 Sep 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    Thousands of years ago, Spinel joined the Crystal Gems in the war against Homeworld. She survived the Corruption. She made Earth her knew home. Now, she has a new duty: to keep Steven Universe and the rest of her friends smiling and laughing amidst all the fighting.

    A retelling of Steven Universe with an extra Crystal Gem.

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    17 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Spinel needed a job to pay for clown college and always though Chuck E Cheese was the shit. It wasn't.
    Yellow, her girlfriend Blue, and Pink (known to her friends as Peep) work at the Starbucks across the street. Peeps has bad taste and waits eagerly every day to see the cute goth clown who comes in every morning to order her coffee.
    Pearl, Garnet, Amethyst and Rose work at the flower shop down the road. Pearl is, somehow, always on shift when the weirdo in the rat costume comes to buy flowers for her "cute barista friend" across the street.

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    17 Sep 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    Everything was fixed for the time being. Beach City was cleaned up again, despite the effects of Spinel's Injector. The Diamonds were happy with their new best friend, the Gem Colonies were beginning to live in harmony with their own planets by following in Little Homeworld's footsteps, and plans were even being made to begin terraforming the other planets in the solar system for Gem and even human habitation. The future looked bright. All the effects of the Gem War had been addressed and were improving.

    And then, of course, Steven finds himself right back in the thick of it. Waking up without explanation as a normal Rose Quartz soldier six thousand years in the past, Steven finds himself needing to stop the Gem War all over again. Hopefully, before it even begins.

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    17 Sep 2019