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    “Done,” Jeongguk clicks his tongue, looking smug. “Next four months of your rent – covered.”

    Yoongi’s stomach drops. It can’t be.

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    Jeongguk wants to take care of Yoongi, and Yoongi might just let him.

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    01 Sep 2019

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    "I guess," Jungkook pauses momentarily to inhale a deep, bracing breath, "I would just want you to come to my work events and laugh at my jokes and don't correct people if they imply that we're doing it."

    "Having sex, you mean," Jin clarifies gently, and Jungkook chokes on air. If his face was any redder, Jin would insist on taking him to the hospital. Jungkook clears his throat, obviously trying to play off the strangled, choked sound as a casual cough.

    "Yes. Doing... sex."

    (Hedge Fund wunderkind and Certified Awkward Gay Jungkook needs a sugar baby to show off at work, and Professional Competitive Eater and Objectively Beautiful Human Jin just wants to stop working shitty side-jobs. Fake Sugar Daddy AU. A trope and a half.)

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    27 Aug 2019

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    Jungkook goes to pawn off a couple trinkets and accidentally brings his vibrator as well, thus sacrificing most of his dignity while he's at it.

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    25 Aug 2019

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    yoongi [7:58]
    IM READY TO DROP DEAD

    jimin [7:59]
    relatable

    jin [7:59]
    you say that at least three times a week

    namjoon [7:59]
    is this about the guy you keep running into

    tae [8:00]
    what guy?????? are u keeping tea from me????????

    jin [8:01]
    theres a mysterious hot guy on campus that yoongi keeps running into like a damn romantic drama but every time they meet he ends up nearly killing yoongi

    tae [8:01]
    kinky

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    21 Aug 2019

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    Hoseok needed to focus, regroup. He needed to evaluate the situation, weigh his options, and find a solution. He needed to work through this like the capable adult he was. He needed to get his hand out of this stupid vending machine.

    Alternatively: Hoseok gets his hand stuck up a vending machine and stands up his blind date by accident. For the third time.

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    12 Aug 2019