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    A series of Season 4 canon-divergent AUs, in which David and Patrick say "I love you" for the first time in different episodes.

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    Welcome to the condomless in the creek collaborative series. Each work is an alternate take on a time that David and Patrick discuss their condom usage, or lack thereof. They do not exist in the same timeline and are not necessarily consistent with each other.

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    The money he'd stolen from Hydra has almost run out when he finds a black piece of card stock with blocky capital letters stapled to a telephone pole:

    FUNNEL NO. 9

    DO YOU HAVE KNIFE SKILLS?

    WE NEED YOU

    And then below, there's a phone number.

    Knife skills? I have knife skills, he thinks. That part is pretty self-explanatory, though he has no idea what Funnel No. 9 could mean. He doesn't really want to get back into the hitman business, but needs must, and Bucky Barnes is a practical man.

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    17 Jul 2021

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    Bucky and Steve first fell for Peggy in the summer of 1993, when a hormone-fueled haze of grunge and garage rock was all they needed to survive.

    Twelve years later, Peggy's back in Brooklyn, and the trio finds that grown-up problems aren't easily fixed with a kiss.

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    11 Jul 2021

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    After being chemically castrated for the entirety of his time as Hydra’s Winter Soldier, Bucky is attempting to recover his life—with the help of his oldest and best friend—when seventy years of a denied libido suddenly comes raging back in a series of graphic hallucinations. Steve is there to help.

    (Or: Bucky Barnes’s dick wakes up after a seven-decade nap. It is very interested in Steve Rogers.)

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    Post-CA:TWS / AOU canon divergence, set at the Avengers up-state facility.

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    29 Jun 2021

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    Patrick's instinct is to leave, but he’s just noticed something about this guy. “I know you …” he says slowly, uncertainly.
    It’s hardly flattering, but the other guy chuckles. It’s a nice sound, Patrick thinks, cautiously.

    “Yeah,” says the guy, his grin sliding into a smirk. “I think you, uh, tried to flirt with me once.”

    And now Patrick recognises him. A million years ago, at a party he hadn’t thought twice about, before everything really took off, this guy stood in a kitchen, not unlike this one, wearing a shirt blazoned with a mouth and bloody fangs, teasing Patrick.

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    Patrick Brewer has a LOT of baggage. He's absolutely not ready for a relationship.

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    In which the author tries not to spoil anything, and in doing so fails completely at the summary.

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    16 Jun 2021

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    “Can you give me anything else here? Who is he? Why is he unhappy?”

    “David Rose. And I’ll let you figure that out. Let’s just say he’s very protective of his brand and how it’s marketed.”

    “Ah, a client who thinks he’s in advertising - creative is going to love that.”

    “Well, getting to see him and Ray go back and forth during a presentation might be worth the headache. I may even stop by to watch.”

    “Is this your best pitch?”

    “It’s not a pitch, it’s a favor. You don’t have to call him.”

    Patrick shrugged. “You know I like a challenge.”

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    The Mad Men-inspired AU no one asked for

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