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    A dragon was terrorizing a city. This was pretty open and shut, as far as Kari was concerned.

    Oh sure, there were... details. Things other people might have called "complications." The dragon was terrorizing the city by declaring itself King, but look. You couldn't believe everything that decided it was going to be a King. Honestly. Anyone could just up and say they were a King, that didn't make it true. Word had that he'd eaten the previous King, and that was not how systems of government were supposed to work. You couldn't just go around eating Kings to prove your right to rule. Kari wasn't having any of it.

    So, as a Hero, he was obviously going to have to go and slay the dragon. That was how these sorts of things worked.

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    13 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    It’s been years and she owes her nothing, but when Seo Dan hears the news of Ri Jeong Hyeok's death, she sits down and writes a letter anyway.

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    06 Jul 2021

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    Lando and Han can't get divorced. For tax reasons.

    (I don't know anything about the Star Wars and would like to personally apologize to anyone who served.)

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    10 Feb 2021

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    Henry wakes up with Alex for the first time in Paris. He's desperately in love but still managing to convince himself he is in control...until Alex calls him 'baby.'

    Cameo appearance by Henry's leather polo gloves.

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    05 May 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 58

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    “You better have a good reason for waking me up at the ass-crack of dawn.”

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    05 May 2020